Describe shows you don't watch

[ScottotD]

BJ and the Bear: I have no idea what this show is about but it sounds disgusting.  And dangerous. 

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's a bestiality joke

 

[Smith Dr John Smith]

The Middle:the Janitor from Scrubs kidnapped the wife from everyone loves Raymond and now they run across the country avoiding the FBI.

[RVR II]

CSI: Wherever ... Oh look! A crime was committed! ... Lets dick around for 45 minutes.. It's solved! And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for some meddling kids..

[Smith Dr John Smith]

CSI: Wherever ... Oh look! A crime was committed! ... Lets dick around for 45 minutes.. It's solved! And I would've gotten away with it if it hadn't been for the fact that I left gallon of my blood and semon at the crime scene.

Fixed it for you:)

[Darth Geek]

Twin Peaks - A Cinemax softcore porn.

Cheers - A spinoff of Friday Night Lights centering on the cheerleading squad.

Big Bang Theory - Michael Bay's highly successful foray into TV. A reality show about douchbag drunk frat kids given high explosives, and we see what happens.

[Rattrap007]

Star Trek - Celebrities go hiking across wilderness

Supernanny - Nanny by day. Superhero by night.

Wife Swap - or in the south it is known as Tradin' Cousins

$25,000 Pyramid - Egyptian Architecture on a budget

[Russell]

House: Diagnosis Murder with a much less charming doctor

[Thrifty]

Doctor Who: A brilliantly talented doctor is severely beaten and left for dead somewhere in the Midwest, far from his home.  Although he loses all memory of his identity, he still remembers everything about medicine.  He travels the country treating the sick and injured, while trying to find his way home.

Come to think of it, that sounds an awful lot like Quantum Leap, but without the time travel.

[Kete]

JAG: Weekly reenactment of the "You can't handle the truth!" line from A Few Good Men.

[goflyblind]

Doctor Who: A brilliantly talented doctor is severely beaten and left for dead somewhere in the Midwest, far from his home.  Although he loses all memory of his identity, he still remembers everything about medicine.  He travels the country treating the sick and injured, while trying to find his way home.

and he takes with him his constant companion: a german shepherd named london.

[Sideswipe]

London, isnt that the capitol of the country of Erope?

[Russell]

London, isnt that the capitol of the country of Erope?

Hey Sideswipe I heard you're engaged. Are you really getting married or do you plan to erope?

[Tripe]

Doctor Who: A brilliantly talented doctor is severely beaten and left for dead somewhere in the Midwest, far from his home.  Although he loses all memory of his identity, he still remembers everything about medicine.  He travels the country treating the sick and injured, while trying to find his way home.

and he takes with him his constant companion: a german shepherd named london.

A deeply Commonwealth-centric refference.

Maybe tomorrow, others will get it.