Queen Elizabeth befriends a camel. Title: One Hump or Two?
Queen Elizabeth befriends Ron Jeremy. Title: One Hump or Two?
Queen Elizibeth changes Thursday to Wendesday. Title: One hump or Two? ("title" not part of the movie title)
That's still eleven words, you lose. And as per the rules of the game, you must flog yourself with a rusty chain.
Hmm...
Redheaded vigilante flogs corporate overlords. Title: Rusty Chains of VengeanceEh... that one's a work in progress. Say, flog is a funny word.