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Offline Thrashalla

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New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« on: June 28, 2011, 01:28:36 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/animal-homes


Animals make their homes in lots of fun, interesting places! Some burrow into tree bark, while others burrow into the dense, matted armpit hair of a bench-napping Nick Nolte! Some gather twigs and leaves to construct nests, while others nest in the exhaust pipe of the inoperative Dodge Pacer in which Nick Nolte resides! Some dig elaborate underground tunnel systems, while others dig tunnels in the massive stack of restraining orders, ignored subpoenas, and unpaid adult pay-per-view bills that Nick Nolte keeps around so that he has something to wipe up his sick!

Mike, Kevin, and Bill invite you to join them for Animal Homes, which provides a window into the everyday lives of gophers, opossums, and other hideous rodent beasts that you usually only get to see on the side of the freeway, being very, very still!

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/animal-homes

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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2011, 04:43:22 AM »
Goodness.  :D Did Nick Nolte pee in somebody's cornflakes or something?
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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2011, 12:43:23 PM »
You've never seen the Nick Nolte mug shot have you. Also these days he kinda nuts like Busey.




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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2011, 12:50:09 PM »
You've never seen the Nick Nolte mug shot have you. Also these days he kinda nuts like Busey.
Want to know something weird? I always thought Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were the same
person... until somebody told me that they were not.

Please tell me they talk about homes for fish and they crack a "this is where the fish lives"
joke?


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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2011, 01:34:48 PM »
You've never seen the Nick Nolte mug shot have you. Also these days he kinda nuts like Busey.
Want to know something weird? I always thought Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were the same
person... until somebody told me that they were not.

You're not the only one. One of them, I forget which, is in Hulk, which QuipTracks has a great riff of BTW. He looks exactly like you would imagine in that movie, based on all the Rifftrax jokes.

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Please tell me they talk about homes for fish and they crack a "this is where the fish lives"
joke?

They don't. Too bad, that would have been a great idea.

There was an actual mole on screen and they didn't do a Thumblelina joke? For the second release in a row, I'm impressed at their restraint. Also, the whole possum sequence was hilarious.


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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »
They don't. Too bad, that would have been a great idea.
There was an actual mole on screen and they didn't do a Thumblelina joke? For the second release in a row, I'm impressed at their restraint. Also, the whole possum sequence was hilarious.
Thank you.  :)
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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2011, 05:26:28 PM »
Welp my Shorts Volume 17 is complete ;D


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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2011, 10:31:27 PM »
Just finished watching.  Hilarious riff!  I don't know if it's the late-night giggles or what but I thought this was really, really great!  I'm gonna try really hard to remember a lot of these lines for when I'm at work tomorrow and I want to cheer myself up.

Favorite lines like...
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Argh! I'm already forgetting a ton of great moments. Looking forward to watching this one again.  Great job, guys!!


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Re: New Short "Animal Homes" Now Available!
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2014, 12:23:08 AM »
I thought it was ok, not great.