Some yahoo over at Wikipedia apparently spent the better part of a day coming up with this, thereby proving that massive unemployment does have its perks:
The cumulative totals for first, second, and third place finishes, with total FIA points based on the 9-6-4 system for each contestant are presented below:
# | Contestant Car | 1st | 2nd | 3rd | Pts | Rank |
00 | The Mean Machine | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 |
1 | The Boulder Mobile | 3 | 8 | 3 | 87 | 1 |
2 | The Creepy Coupe | 3 | 3 | 6 | 69 | 4 |
3 | The Convert-A-Car | 3 | 2 | 5 | 59 | 7 |
4 | The Crimson Haybailer | 3 | 4 | 3 | 63 | 6 |
5 | The Compact Pussycat | 4 | 2 | 5 | 68 | 5 |
6 | The Army Surplus Special | 3 | 1 | 0 | 33 | 10 |
7 | The Bulletproof Bomb | 4 | 5 | 2 | 74 | 3 |
8 | The Arkansas Chugabug | 4 | 1 | 4 | 58 | 8 |
9 | The Turbo Terrific | 4 | 2 | 2 | 56 | 9 |
10 | The Buzzwagon | 3 | 6 | 4 | 79 | 2 |
The Ant Hill Mob in their Bulletproof Bomb, Luke and Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chugabug, Peter Perfect in The Turbo Terrific, and Penelope Pitstop in the Compact Pussycat, hold a joint record for the most wins, each finishing first four times, although one of Pitstop's wins was a result of Dastardly being disqualified for cheating. The record for the most second places is held by the Slag Brothers in the Boulder Mobile, with eight, whilst Rufus Ruffcut and Sawtooth in the Buzzwagon have come in second six times, and the Bulletproof Bomb five times (helping these cars also finish 1-2-3 in total FIA points). The Gruesome Twosome in the Creepy Coupe hold the record for the most third places, with six (helping to finish 4th in points).
I had no idea that the Slag Brothers were such a powerhouse team.