Things you have learned from TV.

[therul]

I have learned that girls do not normally hold grudges after an argument.  But if they do, then someone's going to die.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that woman who look like movie stars have a lot of trouble finding dates.

I have learned that people will take years to start dating and will only get married a year before they leave the job they have been working at for the past 5 to 8 years.

[RoninFox]

I learn that rehearsing an elaborate musical number for a national choir competition isn't important, and that all the intricate details of your performance can be ironed out in brief conversation minutes before taking the stage.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that you can't solve a murder with out sunglasses and bad puns.

[Invader_quirk]

I learned that a book's beginning, middle, and end are all contained in the two center pages.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that only idiots use google,other search engines can find anything in less then a second complete with videos of it that don't need to load.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I have learned that crook are really good at getting over fences but cops can climb them to save their lives so if you get to the other side of a fence while running from the cops you are home free.

[Sideswipe]

Someone has never seen Hot Fuzz.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

It's is one of my favorite movies but on tv it seems like not a week goes by that I don't see some crook escape by climbing a fence and the cops not being able to follow him.  Even Burn Notice one of my favorite shows on Tv right now is guilty of this one from time to time.

[Pak-Man]

Walk-in freezers and safes have like- NO safeguards if the door closes behind you. You'll just have to kick back and reminisce until someone else opens it from the outside.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I have learned that between 13 and 24 decomposed bodies turn up in DC every year and there is never a media circus or any reporters at the scene when these bodies are found.