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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #165 on: June 27, 2011, 09:47:11 PM »
Honorable Mention #5
The "Just because they have a high post count on here, that does not make them a celebrity" award
Overall Ranking - Number 326

(1 point, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #25 by House RAD)
RVR II


The Wiki:
RVR is a three letter acronym that can stand for:

    Rapid Ventricular Rate, a type of fast heartbeat; see Tachycardia
    Rift Valley Railways
    River Valley Ranch, a Christian resort and youth camp located in Carroll County, Maryland, USA
    Runway visual range, an aeronautical term denoting the range over which a pilot can see the runway surface markings or lights
    The Amtrak service code for Richmond Staples Mill Road (Amtrak station)
    Mitsubishi RVR, a compact MPV built by Mitsubishi Motors
    Rīgas Vagonbūves Rūpnīca, a Riga-based factory
    Realm versus Realm, a type of Player versus Player gameplay in Massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPG) where the player base is divided over multiple preset realms that fight each other over game assets.

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OK, so that is no help.

What I can tell you is that Mr. RVR II is a member of the Rifftrax Roundtable message board.  He is a very active member of this board with 28598 posts at the time of this writing.  He owns a successful services company that caters to the Spanish speaking community in Rock Hill, SC.

From his website, a short bio:
"I, Richard T. Van Remmen II, was born in Buffalo, New York on June 17, 1969. I moved to Rock Hill, South Carolina with my parents in January, 1980, and graduated from Rock Hill High School in 1988. I joined the United States Navy Nuclear Submarine Force 1 1/2 months after graduation, and was based in Charleston, South Carolina (temporarily based off-and-on in Kings Bay, Georgia) during my entire 4-year career. I served aboard 4 Ballistic missile submarines: The USS Andrew Jackson SSBN 619 in 88-89 DECOM. Crew, the USS George Bancroft SSBN 643 in 89 D.A.S.O. Run, the USS Casimir Pulaski SSBN 633 in 91-92, and the USS Henry L. Stimson SSBN 655 for 3 1/2 weeks in 92), along with 1 Fast-Attack submarine; the USS Ray SSN 653 in 1989-90 Mediterranean Run. I attained a rank of Petty Officer 3rd Class (E-4) as a QuarterMaster (QM3) or a navigator/submarine Helmsman-Planesman . I was given Confidential, Classified, Secret, Top Secret, and N.A.T.O. Top Secret clearances. I received my Dolphins for various "Fast-Attack" and "Boomer" Ballistic Missile submarine qualifications, a "Boomer" Patrol pin w/ 3 stars for 4 total "On-Alert" patrols at sea, a sea service ribbon w/ 3 stars for service at sea, a Humanitarian medal for the Hurricane Hugo disaster in Charleston, SC (1989), the National Defense medal for Operation Desert Shield/ Desert Storm (1990-91), a Good Conduct medal for 4-years of Honorable service, and departed the Navy (1992) and eventually received an Honorable Discharge after 4 years of inactive duty (1996). I went on to receive an Associate in Arts degree from York Technical College (1996), and later received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in History, with a Minor in Geology from Winthrop University (2001)."

Quite a storied history for our Mr RVR II.

He also likes to holiday in Mexico and spend time drinking copious amounts of tequila.

He becomes the first ever Rifftrax forum member to be listed on a List of Crap (even if only as an honorable mention).  And with his one point he ranks higher than Marilyn Monroe, Lady Gaga, Anna Nicole Smith, and James Dean.  None of whom received a single point.


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I would just like to say I am completely speechless by this!! COMPLETELY!! :speechless:


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #166 on: June 27, 2011, 11:48:25 PM »

Number 52
(24 points, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by House RAD)
Julie Newmar

Meow! 

Number 46
(24 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #10 by House RAD)
Kari Byron

Wow, I thought she'd be top-15, easy. Kari's all kinds of awesome.

Number 45
(24 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #7 by goflyblind)
Lauren Graham

Here's a glaring omission from my list. One very cool woman, she is.

Number 41
(25 points, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #1 by House RAD)
Isla Fisher

My girl, so pretty & witty.

Number 27
(31 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #3 by Imrahil)
Karen Gillan

I'm assuming Tripe, you, and me were behind this placing, Im.   :)

I have her at 20 on my list. I may loathe her character on Who, but there isn't any denying how hot she is. Her appearance on Ferguson was adorable; the fascination w/ our country's 24-hour gyms had me in stitches.

Number 22
(36 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #9 by Darth Geek)
Danica McKellar

Winnie Cooper AND math royalty! Initially I had her in my Top-10, but she ended up as my #13. Danica rules, and her participation in Syfy's "Heatstroke" is one of the greatest things that network has ever aired.

Number 23
(35 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #6 by Tripe)
Helena Bonham Carter

Number 21
(38 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by House RAD)
Nicola Bryant

I think me and TR are theoretical Eskimo brothers on those two.  Also, Helena's granddad was PM.

And you would be right, sir.

Nicola Bryant, neat! So gorgeous and down-to-earth...and doesn't shy away from the Master, either:

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So what?!!!

Honorable Mention #5
The "Just because they have a high post count on here, that does not make them a celebrity" award
Overall Ranking - Number 326

(1 point, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #25 by House RAD)
RVR II


The Wiki:
RVR is a three letter acronym that can stand for:

    Rapid Ventricular Rate, a type of fast heartbeat; see Tachycardia
    Rift Valley Railways
    River Valley Ranch, a Christian resort and youth camp located in Carroll County, Maryland, USA
    Runway visual range, an aeronautical term denoting the range over which a pilot can see the runway surface markings or lights
    The Amtrak service code for Richmond Staples Mill Road (Amtrak station)
    Mitsubishi RVR, a compact MPV built by Mitsubishi Motors
    Rīgas Vagonbūves Rūpnīca, a Riga-based factory
    Realm versus Realm, a type of Player versus Player gameplay in Massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPG) where the player base is divided over multiple preset realms that fight each other over game assets.

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OK, so that is no help.

What I can tell you is that Mr. RVR II is a member of the Rifftrax Roundtable message board.  He is a very active member of this board with 28598 posts at the time of this writing.  He owns a successful services company that caters to the Spanish speaking community in Rock Hill, SC.

From his website, a short bio:
"I, Richard T. Van Remmen II, was born in Buffalo, New York on June 17, 1969. I moved to Rock Hill, South Carolina with my parents in January, 1980, and graduated from Rock Hill High School in 1988. I joined the United States Navy Nuclear Submarine Force 1 1/2 months after graduation, and was based in Charleston, South Carolina (temporarily based off-and-on in Kings Bay, Georgia) during my entire 4-year career. I served aboard 4 Ballistic missile submarines: The USS Andrew Jackson SSBN 619 in 88-89 DECOM. Crew, the USS George Bancroft SSBN 643 in 89 D.A.S.O. Run, the USS Casimir Pulaski SSBN 633 in 91-92, and the USS Henry L. Stimson SSBN 655 for 3 1/2 weeks in 92), along with 1 Fast-Attack submarine; the USS Ray SSN 653 in 1989-90 Mediterranean Run. I attained a rank of Petty Officer 3rd Class (E-4) as a QuarterMaster (QM3) or a navigator/submarine Helmsman-Planesman . I was given Confidential, Classified, Secret, Top Secret, and N.A.T.O. Top Secret clearances. I received my Dolphins for various "Fast-Attack" and "Boomer" Ballistic Missile submarine qualifications, a "Boomer" Patrol pin w/ 3 stars for 4 total "On-Alert" patrols at sea, a sea service ribbon w/ 3 stars for service at sea, a Humanitarian medal for the Hurricane Hugo disaster in Charleston, SC (1989), the National Defense medal for Operation Desert Shield/ Desert Storm (1990-91), a Good Conduct medal for 4-years of Honorable service, and departed the Navy (1992) and eventually received an Honorable Discharge after 4 years of inactive duty (1996). I went on to receive an Associate in Arts degree from York Technical College (1996), and later received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in History, with a Minor in Geology from Winthrop University (2001)."

Quite a storied history for our Mr RVR II.

He also likes to holiday in Mexico and spend time drinking copious amounts of tequila.

He becomes the first ever Rifftrax forum member to be listed on a List of Crap (even if only as an honorable mention).  And with his one point he ranks higher than Marilyn Monroe, Lady Gaga, Anna Nicole Smith, and James Dean.  None of whom received a single point.


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Oh, what my innocuous #25 vote created!!   :D

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #167 on: June 28, 2011, 01:39:18 AM »
Here's my list, which won't spoil anything because I didn't submit one, because I'm an idiot:


1. Amy Adams
2. Grace Kelly
3. Natalie Portman
4. Rita Hayworth
5. Cary Grant
6. Kelly Brook
7. Cyd Charisse
8. Julianne Moore
9. Jennifer Aniston
10. Lionel Messi
11. Kristen Bell
12. Deborah Kerr
13. Fred Astaire
14. Christina Hendricks
15. Heidi Klum
16. Jenna Fischer
17. Kirsten Dunst
18. CM Punk
19. Marina Sirtis
20. Emma Stone
21. Alicia Keyes
22. Sienna Miller
23. Rachel Weisz
24. Pamela Anderson
25. Cate Blanchett


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #168 on: June 28, 2011, 01:56:29 AM »
YOUR WRONG.   heh just wanted to say that pointlessly.  Nah i agree with you.

 :D  Got an audible snicker from me with that.

And now back on topic.  I really wish more older sex symbols were on here.  All we got so far is audrey.

Well, I believe five of mine were at least from close to 50 years ago... tho none in the B&W-only days (maybe more than five; too tired to dig around for it and check my list right now [I'll post it after the Top 10 go up]).


By the way, I just want to say what a wonderful job you've been doing with this list Monty!  I know it's a crapload of work, and you are not only doing it double-time, but with extras in addition!  My applause, good man:   :clap:


And something else: I've just been mightily amused by the fact that when RVRII's entry has been mentioned by anyone on the list after Monty, they quoted the massive ENTIRE THING each and every time!  :D
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #169 on: June 28, 2011, 05:05:21 AM »
And something else: I've just been mightily amused by the fact that when RVRII's entry has been mentioned by anyone on the list after Monty, they quoted the massive ENTIRE THING each and every time!  :D

...hahahahahahahaha.  :D

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #170 on: June 28, 2011, 05:20:05 AM »
too much to break down and repost 8)


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #171 on: June 28, 2011, 06:15:07 AM »
Not to burst RVR's bubble but Roninfox was officially listed on the top guest riffers list o crap, so RVR wasn't the first. And had I known I could do that I would have put my BF as my second choice, lol


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #172 on: June 28, 2011, 09:38:27 AM »
Quote
  Got an audible snicker from me with that

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #173 on: June 28, 2011, 09:52:11 AM »
Not to burst RVR's bubble but Roninfox was officially listed on the top guest riffers list o crap, so RVR wasn't the first. And had I known I could do that I would have put my BF as my second choice, lol

I wasn't sure about that when I wrote it.  I was just going by memory and I forgot about that one.

Guess I should have added one of those wikipedia tags (This article is subject to verification.)   ;D



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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #174 on: June 28, 2011, 12:56:12 PM »
Number 10
(43 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #1 by Darth Geek)
Phoebe Cates


The Wiki:
Phoebe Cates (born Phoebe Belle Katz; July 16, 1963) is an American film actress, model, and entrepreneur known for her roles in several teen films, most notably Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Gremlins.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #175 on: June 28, 2011, 01:07:49 PM »
Number 9
(44 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by Pak-Man)
Jessica Alba


The Wiki:
Jessica Marie Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. She began her television and movie appearances at age 13 in Camp Nowhere and The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994). Alba rose to prominence as the lead actress in the television series Dark Angel (2000–2002). Alba later appeared in various films including Honey (2003), Sin City (2005), Fantastic Four (2005), Into the Blue (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Good Luck Chuck both in 2007.

Alba is considered a sex symbol and often generates media attention for her looks. She appears on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted number one on AskMen.com's list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007.[6][7][8] The use of her image on the cover of the March 2006 Playboy sparked a lawsuit by her, which was later dropped.[9] She has also won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television, and a Golden Globe nomination for her lead role in the television series Dark Angel.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #176 on: June 28, 2011, 01:13:26 PM »
Number 8
(44 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by LucasM)
Morena Baccarin


The Wiki:
Morena Baccarin (born June 2, 1979) is a Brazilian actress better known for her roles as Inara Serra in the science fiction television series Firefly, Adria in Stargate SG-1, and as Anna in V.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #177 on: June 28, 2011, 01:22:29 PM »
Number 7
(45 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #1 by anais.cristal & Relaxing Dragon)
Joel McHale


The Wiki:
Joel Edward McHale (born November 20, 1971) is a stand-up comedian, actor, writer, television producer, television personality, and voice artist. He is best known for hosting The Soup and for his role as Jeff Winger on Community.

McHale's role as a voice actor includes Elliot in Open Season 2, filling in for Ashton Kutcher. He also appeared in Spider-Man 2 in a cameo appearance as bank manager Mr. Jacks, CSI: Miami as Greg Welsh, and Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World as Wilbur.

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MontyServo

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #178 on: June 28, 2011, 01:33:00 PM »
Number 6
(46 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #1 by Asbestos Bill)
Jewel Staite


The Wiki:
Jewel Belair Staite (born June 2, 1982) is a Canadian actress, who portrayed Catalina in Space Cases, Kaylee Frye in Firefly and Serenity, and Dr. Jennifer Keller on Stargate Atlantis.

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anais.jude

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #179 on: June 28, 2011, 02:01:55 PM »
Joel!!!!! I love you Joel!!!! I'll have your babies!!!!