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Offline Tripe

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #120 on: June 25, 2011, 11:48:44 AM »
Number 23
(35 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #6 by Tripe)
Helena Bonham Carter

Number 21
(38 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by House RAD)
Nicola Bryant

I think me and TR are theoretical Eskimo brothers on those two.  Also, Helena's granddad was PM.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #121 on: June 25, 2011, 02:15:45 PM »
Number 25
(33 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by D.B. Barnes)
Tiffani Theissen

Right on! This crush started with Saved By the Bell and kicked into high gear with 90210. She's got goddess status in my book. Another excellent pic, Monty.

Number 24
(34 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by Imrahil)
Jenna Fischer

Three lists. Nice! Had her at #14. I actually had two Office cast members on my list; I doubt the other one will show up. Jenna Fischer is beyond cute and funny as hell.


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Number 22
(36 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #9 by Darth Geek)
Danica McKellar

Major face palm here. I LOVED Winnie Cooper. Dammit. Sorry to the folks who voted for her. She seems like a really cool person, too.


Number 21
(38 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by House RAD)
Nicola Bryant

Wow, Doctor Who really brings the hotties! That hairdo is fantastic in the video clip. Very sexy.

Number 23
(35 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #6 by Tripe)
Helena Bonham Carter

She made the first cut, but didn't last. Amazing actress and hot looking, even when she's filthy, perhaps even more so. Especially in Fight Club. She's like a big piece of candy that fell in the gutter, but you're still gonna eat it.  ;D
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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #122 on: June 25, 2011, 02:49:27 PM »
Kirsten Dunst and Jenna Fischer would've both totally made my list.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #123 on: June 26, 2011, 02:57:30 PM »
Sorry, but I won't have any time for new entries today.  I will be back tomorrow with the start of the top 20 and a few "honorable mentions" to kick things off.



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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #124 on: June 27, 2011, 11:08:03 AM »
Before we dive into the Top 20, I would like to take a few moments to hand out some List of Crap Honorable Mentions in the following categories:

Highest multiple vote getter to not make the Top 56 award
Person I most wish I had remembered to put on my own list award
Person who I loved seeing make any list at all award
Person who would have ranked a lot higher if someone had submitted a full list award
and
the "Just because they have a high post count on here, that does not make them a celebrity" award.

Here we go:


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #125 on: June 27, 2011, 11:12:56 AM »
Honorable Mention #1
Highest multiple vote getter to not make the Top 56
Overall Ranking - Number 57

(23 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #14 by House RAD)
Kristen Bell


The Wiki:
Kristen Anne Bell (born July 18, 1980) is an American actress. Although her first film role was an uncredited appearance in Polish Wedding, Bell previously acted in stage and musical productions. In 2001, she made her Broadway debut as Becky Thatcher in The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. After moving to Los Angeles, Bell landed various television guest appearances and small film parts before appearing in a lead role in the David Mamet film Spartan. She gained fame and critical praise as the title role on the critically acclaimed television series Veronica Mars from September 2004 to May 2007, a role that many critics and viewers felt should have garnered her an Emmy Award nomination.

During her time on Veronica Mars, Bell appeared as Mary Lane in the film Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, a reprise of the role she had played in the New York theatrical production of the musical on which the film was based. She also portrayed the lead role in Pulse, a remake of a J-Horror film. In 2007, she joined the cast of Heroes playing the character Elle Bishop, and Gossip Girl as the off-screen titular narrator. In 2008, she played the title character in the comedy movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She has since appeared in a number of comedy films, such as Fanboys, Couples Retreat, and When in Rome. Bell was also the voice of Cora in Astro Boy and is the voice and face of Lucy Stillman in the Assassin's Creed video game series. Bell has received a Satellite Award and Saturn Award, and has been nominated several times for Television Critics Association Awards and Teen Choice Awards.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #126 on: June 27, 2011, 11:15:01 AM »
Kristin Bell not on the list?!? Blasphemy!


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #127 on: June 27, 2011, 11:16:08 AM »
She kind of looks like the girl that lives across the road from me.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #128 on: June 27, 2011, 11:18:46 AM »
Honorable Mention #2
Person I most wish I had remembered to put on my own list
Overall Ranking - Number 83

(21 points, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by goflyblind)
Anna Faris


The Wiki:
Anna Kay Faris (born November 29, 1976) is an American actress and singer. She is known for her starring role in the Scary Movie film series, as well as her lead roles in The Hot Chick (2002), Lost in Translation (2003), Just Friends (2005), My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006), Smiley Face (2007), and The House Bunny (2008). She also provided voice acting in the animated film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009).

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #129 on: June 27, 2011, 11:25:25 AM »
Honorable Mention #3
Person who I most loved seeing make any list at all
Overall Ranking - Number 115

(19 points, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #7 by Tripe)
Stephanie Courtney


The Wiki:
Stephanie Courtney (born February 8, 1970) is an American actress and comedienne, best known for playing the advertising character Flo in television commercials for Progressive Insurance[2] and is noted for her recurring roles on several television shows, including the voices of Renee the Receptionist and Joy Peters on the Adult Swim comedy Tom Goes to the Mayor (2004–2006); Marge on the AMC drama Mad Men (2007); and Diane on the ABC comedy Cavemen (2007). She also appeared in the season 2 premiere of Men of a Certain Age. Like Lisa Kudrow and Paul Reubens, Courtney is a member of The Groundlings, an improvisational and sketch comedy theater in Los Angeles, California.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #130 on: June 27, 2011, 11:28:15 AM »
Abso-fecking-lutley! She's so happy and perky and she looks like she goes like a train. ;)

Also, OK so you know First of May? After he and his girl make it to the park then take care of a few of the places inhabitants. I've always imagined Flo as the lady who sells ice cream. :)

Oh and Stephanie Courtney is really really cute, but I'd want to do it at least once with her being Flo.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #131 on: June 27, 2011, 11:32:53 AM »
Honorable Mention #4
Person who would have ranked a lot higher if someone had submitted a full list
Overall Ranking - Number 191

(11 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #1*(Only 7 points for partial list) by Wurwulf)
Colin Meloy


The Wiki:
Colin Patrick Henry Meloy (born October 5, 1974) is the lead singer and songwriter for the Portland, Oregon, folk-rock band The Decemberists. In addition to vocals, he performs with an acoustic guitar, 12-string acoustic guitar, electric guitar, bouzouki, percussion and interpretive hand gestures.

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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #132 on: June 27, 2011, 11:48:16 AM »
Honorable Mention #5
The "Just because they have a high post count on here, that does not make them a celebrity" award
Overall Ranking - Number 326

(1 point, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #25 by House RAD)
RVR II


The Wiki:
RVR is a three letter acronym that can stand for:

    Rapid Ventricular Rate, a type of fast heartbeat; see Tachycardia
    Rift Valley Railways
    River Valley Ranch, a Christian resort and youth camp located in Carroll County, Maryland, USA
    Runway visual range, an aeronautical term denoting the range over which a pilot can see the runway surface markings or lights
    The Amtrak service code for Richmond Staples Mill Road (Amtrak station)
    Mitsubishi RVR, a compact MPV built by Mitsubishi Motors
    Rīgas Vagonbūves Rūpnīca, a Riga-based factory
    Realm versus Realm, a type of Player versus Player gameplay in Massively multiplayer online role-playing games (MMORPG) where the player base is divided over multiple preset realms that fight each other over game assets.

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OK, so that is no help.

What I can tell you is that Mr. RVR II is a member of the Rifftrax Roundtable message board.  He is a very active member of this board with 28598 posts at the time of this writing.  He owns a successful services company that caters to the Spanish speaking community in Rock Hill, SC.

From his website, a short bio:
"I, Richard T. Van Remmen II, was born in Buffalo, New York on June 17, 1969. I moved to Rock Hill, South Carolina with my parents in January, 1980, and graduated from Rock Hill High School in 1988. I joined the United States Navy Nuclear Submarine Force 1 1/2 months after graduation, and was based in Charleston, South Carolina (temporarily based off-and-on in Kings Bay, Georgia) during my entire 4-year career. I served aboard 4 Ballistic missile submarines: The USS Andrew Jackson SSBN 619 in 88-89 DECOM. Crew, the USS George Bancroft SSBN 643 in 89 D.A.S.O. Run, the USS Casimir Pulaski SSBN 633 in 91-92, and the USS Henry L. Stimson SSBN 655 for 3 1/2 weeks in 92), along with 1 Fast-Attack submarine; the USS Ray SSN 653 in 1989-90 Mediterranean Run. I attained a rank of Petty Officer 3rd Class (E-4) as a QuarterMaster (QM3) or a navigator/submarine Helmsman-Planesman . I was given Confidential, Classified, Secret, Top Secret, and N.A.T.O. Top Secret clearances. I received my Dolphins for various "Fast-Attack" and "Boomer" Ballistic Missile submarine qualifications, a "Boomer" Patrol pin w/ 3 stars for 4 total "On-Alert" patrols at sea, a sea service ribbon w/ 3 stars for service at sea, a Humanitarian medal for the Hurricane Hugo disaster in Charleston, SC (1989), the National Defense medal for Operation Desert Shield/ Desert Storm (1990-91), a Good Conduct medal for 4-years of Honorable service, and departed the Navy (1992) and eventually received an Honorable Discharge after 4 years of inactive duty (1996). I went on to receive an Associate in Arts degree from York Technical College (1996), and later received a Bachelor of Arts Degree in History, with a Minor in Geology from Winthrop University (2001)."

Quite a storied history for our Mr RVR II.

He also likes to holiday in Mexico and spend time drinking copious amounts of tequila.

He becomes the first ever Rifftrax forum member to be listed on a List of Crap (even if only as an honorable mention).  And with his one point he ranks higher than Marilyn Monroe, Lady Gaga, Anna Nicole Smith, and James Dean.  None of whom received a single point.


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #133 on: June 27, 2011, 11:51:41 AM »
Back in a little bit to start up with the Top 20!


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Re: List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes
« Reply #134 on: June 27, 2011, 01:22:09 PM »
Number 20
(38 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by LucasM)
Elizabeth Montgomery


The Wiki:
Elizabeth Victoria Montgomery (April 15, 1933 – May 18, 1995) was an American film and television actress whose career spanned five decades. She is best perhaps remembered for her roles as Samantha Stephens in Bewitched, as Ellen Harrod in A Case of Rape and as Lizzie Borden in The Legend of Lizzie Borden.

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