List of Crap #49! - Top 56 Celebrity Crushes

[mrbasehart]

This probably sounds wrong, but some women look prettier when they're sad.  At least in still photos they do - there's probably nothing more attractive than hearing and seeing a woman laugh.

I'm going to have to put up my own list somewhere.

[wurwolf]

Number 14
(41 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by Asbestos Bill)
Maggie Gyllenhaal

I harbor a bit of a chick crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal, although it's not sexual in the least. Secretary is one of my top five favorite movies of all times, and in large part because of her performance. Such a great movie.

[Darth Geek]

Number 15
(40 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by Darth Geek)
Jennifer Connelly

This is mostly due to Labrynth, of course.
 And I should point out IN SPITE of her in HULK. She's still hot, but goddamn is she aweful in that movie!

Except when she is upset about Bruce's near death experience. That was hot!

[D.B. Barnes]

Honorable Mention #5
The "Just because they have a high post count on here, that does not make them a celebrity" award
Overall Ranking - Number 326
(1 point, on 1 of 18 lists - Top Vote #25 by House RAD)
RVR II

 

He is pretty hot. There's no arguing that.

Number 19
(38 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by ColeStratton)
Emma Stone

Had her at #25. Glad I didn't bump her...from my list that is!  

Another great photo, Monty. She's cute as a bag of buttons and those eyes are beyond belief. Really funny, too.

Number 17
(39 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #12 by D.B. Barnes)
Alicia Silverstone

Such a hottie. She really nails the whole plump, pouty thing. She's even hot getting super-punched by Cary Elwes!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/QuLGMaPXgZk?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/QuLGMaPXgZk?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>

Number 16
(39 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by Monty)
Lea Thompson

Oops, I forgot about Lea Thompson. She's a big bowl of cute.

Number 15
(40 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #5 by Darth Geek)
Jennifer Connelly

Made the first cut of my list. Very hot, and a great actress. Awesome smile she's got there.

Number 14
(41 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by Asbestos Bill)
Maggie Gyllenhaal

I harbor a bit of a chick crush on Maggie Gyllenhaal, although it's not sexual in the least. Secretary is one of my top five favorite movies of all times, and in large part because of her performance. Such a great movie.

Secretary is fantastic and she is incredibly appealing in it.

Number 13
(42 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #2 by Imrahil)
Monica Bellucci

Not familar with her. She's definitely a beauty though.

Number 12
(42 points, on 3 of 18 lists - Top Vote #10 by ColeStratton)
Anne Hathaway

She can be pretty adorable.

Number 11
(43 points, on 2 of 18 lists - Top Vote #4 by D.B. Barnes)
Amanda Seyfried

Oh yeah.

And this is one of the hottest things I've ever seen. Hotter than the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYr5LayQaqs?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/BYr5LayQaqs?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>

That'll melt your face off.

[LucasM]

This probably sounds wrong, but some women look prettier when they're sad.

Possibly because that look is similar to a 'pre-orgasm' face ('o-faces' are notorious for looking like someone is in outright pain).  [And no, I'm not just relating personal experience with those. ]

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

This probably sounds wrong, but some women look prettier when they're sad.

Possibly because that look is similar to a 'pre-orgasm' face ('o-faces' are notorious for looking like someone is in outright pain).  [And no, I'm not just relating personal experience with those. ]

I dont know.  I think part of the reason a sad woman can look attractive is that emotional pull it evokes.  That desire to protect her, in her vulnerable state. 

[D.B. Barnes]

This probably sounds wrong, but some women look prettier when they're sad.

Possibly because that look is similar to a 'pre-orgasm' face ('o-faces' are notorious for looking like someone is in outright pain).  [And no, I'm not just relating personal experience with those. ]

Apparently, this doesn't apply to the male gender.

[LucasM]

This probably sounds wrong, but some women look prettier when they're sad.

Possibly because that look is similar to a 'pre-orgasm' face ('o-faces' are notorious for looking like someone is in outright pain).  [And no, I'm not just relating personal experience with those. ]

I dont know.  I think part of the reason a sad woman can look attractive is that emotional pull it evokes.  That desire to protect her, in her vulnerable state.

That can be true too, and especially for those who enjoy playing the role of protector.  [Who says even macho men don't/can't learn 'empathy' because of sex roles?]

My personal preference is for equality with partners.  'Protector' - to me - sets up an 'unevenness' to a relationship; where a female would need protecting.  And it becomes downright annoying if it happens a lot (such as in a brief relationship I had a decade and a half ago), because what the overall feel is, is that the person can't function on their own.

But that desire to 'take care of a [weaker] female' is, very likely, a 'hard-wired brain thing' from our ancient past, and so can be hard to overcome.  And some don't want to overcome it (both males and females in that dynamic).

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i dont think of it as a role.  It just seems how im naturally wired. 

[LucasM]

Oops.  Because the idea didn't seem complete, I went back and edited my previous post while you were commenting.  Oddly enough, even though I hadn't read your comment while I was editing, what I added to what I wrote seems to cover what you said (i.e. the 'hard wiring').

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

but it even i think in a protector mindset i dont think of being overbearing with it.  I do not like a girl who is helpless.  or incompetant really.  And i dont think the mindset is merely just sex roles.  Im in the military i think because part of me views the world like this. 

[LucasM]

And that is fine if that is what you want.  And it is good that those who adopt a 'protector' role are the ones who ARE in our military, or we'd be up a creek.

Spoilered - so as not to clutter the LoC - for psychology stuff that only at the end re-relates to this list.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What I meant by 'role' was that it was a way of interacting with others and the world.  These usually change depending on the situation one is in.  Roles can include 'husband' 'wife' 'father' 'mother' 'child' 'adult' 'military person' 'teacher' 'techie' 'shopper' 'cook' and thousands (millions?) of others.  Often someone who is perfectly competent and capable on their own finds themself automatically acting as if they need help when in the presence of their parents (especially if the parents were domineering or overly-helpful when the person was growing up).

All behavior - including one's mindset - is based on one's beliefs, and what one chose to believe early on leads to how they think later in life.  And those beliefs lead to how they act and interact.  But how we think is just that: beliefs.  Regardless how much any of us want to think otherwise (and yes, I include me and my beliefs in that), none of the things we think are absolutely true.  So they can be changed if one wishes to.  But if one is happy with how one feels in their own skin and how they interact with the other people in their life, there's no need to.

To [probably poorly] bring this back to this list in a GROSSLY oversimplified way [as if watching one female was all that was involved in my development of some of my beliefs]: when I was 6-14 years old, I had a major crush on Elizabeth Montgomery (hence her placement in my LoC crush list).  I thought how she acted as a wife and mother on 'Bewitched' was 'ideal' at that age.  But my beliefs and tastes changed as I got older.  In watching syndicated reruns, I found I disliked her deceptive nature - hiding things from Darrin - almost as much as I disliked his controlling nature.  And my beliefs changed about what was 'ideal'.  And from that, the role I would want to play in a marriage, as a husband, changed, because I had a different view of what I would want in a wife.

As is often the case with me when I'm a tad out of it... I wrote a bit more than what was probably needed to express a thought.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

YOUR WRONG.   heh just wanted to say that pointlessly.  Nah i agree with you. 

And now back on topic.  I really wish more older sex symbols were on here.  All we got so far is audrey. 

[Johnny Unusual]

I agree, though I had none on my list.  I just couldn't think of any.  I was thinking about Marylin Monroe, but she just barely didn't count to me (incredibly charming, but I dunno, maybe just too much of an icon for me.  That's kind of distancing, if that makes any sense...)

[Asbestos Bill]

YOUR WRONG.   heh just wanted to say that pointlessly.  Nah i agree with you.  

And now back on topic.  I really wish more older sex symbols were on here.  All we got so far is audrey.  

Carrie Fisher is old"er" at this point. I had two or three black-and-white only babes on my list, though. It's possible one of them made it to the top ten. I'm disappointed my top guy hasn't shown up; hopefully he'll make an appearance too.