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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2020, 03:51:44 PM »
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
"Don't make me shoot you...CROOOOOOOOOW!"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2020, 03:55:28 PM »
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
I think he's talking to you!


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #47 on: March 17, 2020, 08:45:23 PM »
"Don't make me run!!! I'm full of chocolate!!!"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2020, 11:42:35 PM »
"more high-tech than kangaroos?"
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #49 on: March 19, 2020, 11:47:08 AM »
"I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2020, 04:58:22 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ</a>


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #51 on: March 20, 2020, 06:34:25 AM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ</a>

I have Seasons 1 through around 10 memorized back and forth. But I couldn't place this. The animation quality told me it was before 10, so I (correctly) concluded it's Season 8. I was out of the country when it aired, so there's this glaring blindspot. Think it's time for a re-watch, though I remember being disappointed in a lot of it since the series was declining at this point.

And, to keep this post relevant, "Zeppelin ruuuuuuuuules... "
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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #52 on: March 20, 2020, 07:32:51 AM »
Bart: "Hey, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock!"
Rabbi: "Eh, maybe a little."



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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #53 on: March 21, 2020, 03:22:50 PM »
“ I hope you know you’re sponsoring a festival for a murderous pirate!!”
“A pirate! Well that’s hardly the image we want for Long John silvers!!!”


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #54 on: March 24, 2020, 12:15:52 PM »
"He crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy."



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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #55 on: March 25, 2020, 11:41:20 AM »
"But for that ending to work, you'd have to ignore the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be downright nutty!... "I'm Troy Mcclure and I'm going to leave you with what you came to see...HARDCORE NUDITY!!!!!"


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #56 on: March 25, 2020, 11:57:18 AM »
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2020, 02:55:03 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oMZHja6dmgc" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oMZHja6dmgc</a>


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Re: Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners
« Reply #58 on: Today at 10:33:12 AM »
"No listening!!! Do you hear what I'm saying?"
"Um.... yes...."
"You just don't learn, do ya?"