Your favorite Simpsons jokes/one liners

[Zeether]

Hello, Mr. Thompson.

[Pak-Man]

Hello, Mr. Thompson.

I think he's talking to you!

[Russoguru]

"Don't make me run!!! I'm full of chocolate!!!"

[goflyblind]

"more high-tech than kangaroos?"

[Russoguru]

"I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."

[Johnny Unusual]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ</a>

[stansimpson]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/DAv75JPw-QQ</a>

I have Seasons 1 through around 10 memorized back and forth. But I couldn't place this. The animation quality told me it was before 10, so I (correctly) concluded it's Season 8. I was out of the country when it aired, so there's this glaring blindspot. Think it's time for a re-watch, though I remember being disappointed in a lot of it since the series was declining at this point.

And, to keep this post relevant, "Zeppelin ruuuu^uuuuules... "

[Darth Geek]

Bart: "Hey, it's ZZ Top! You guys rock!"
Rabbi: "Eh, maybe a little."

[Russoguru]

“ I hope you know you’re sponsoring a festival for a murderous pirate!!”
“A pirate! Well that’s hardly the image we want for Long John silvers!!!”

[Darth Geek]

"He crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy."

[Russoguru]

"But for that ending to work, you'd have to ignore the Simpson DNA evidence, and that'd be downright nutty!... "I'm Troy Mcclure and I'm going to leave you with what you came to see...HARDCORE NUDITY!!!!!"

[Pak-Man]

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

[Johnny Unusual]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/oMZHja6dmgc" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/oMZHja6dmgc</a>

[Russoguru]

"No listening!!! Do you hear what I'm saying?"
"Um.... yes...."
"You just don't learn, do ya?"