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And the sequel revealed...
« on: May 18, 2011, 01:21:36 PM »
Here is how this game works I will start it off by listing a movie that didn't get a sequel and the next post then says what the sequel would have revealed,then that person comes up with another movie.

Example.

Poster 1:Titanic

Poster 2:The sequel revealed that rose was just a crazy old woman who made the who story up.

Next movie:The Wizard

See how it works.

Okay I will start us off.

Next movie:Avatar
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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2011, 05:31:21 AM »
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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2011, 09:15:18 PM »
Well, trouble is, Avatar is reportedly GETTING sequels, but they're a long way off in development.  For the sake of fun, though...

Sequel: Jake is enjoying himself immensely until one of those huge six-legged panthers crushes his Na'Vi legs.  The irony is not lost upon him.

Next movie: Beetlejuice
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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2011, 10:44:38 PM »
Sequel:  Still tiny-headed from the end of the last movie, Beetlejuice wanders through the other side in search of a hat that'd fit him.

(I still want to know if Kevin Smith was serious that Warner Bros wanted him to re-write a script for "Beetlejuice goes Hawaiian.")

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2011, 02:43:12 PM »
The sequel: was called They dead and it was a very short movie.

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2011, 02:52:21 PM »
The Sequel:  Trapper John MD THE MOVIE. 

Trapper John mellows out, works inside the system instead of against it, and thus gives us a bland boring movie about a hospital.

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 01:22:13 PM »
The grandpa keeps his promise and rereads the story the next day.  Contains 5% new footage.

Next: Terminator


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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 01:40:14 PM »
Having failed to kill Sarah Connor before the birth of John Connor, Skynet sends back an advanced T1000 robot to kill the now 10 year old John Connor.  They are assisted by a T800 robot, reprogrammed to protect rather than kill.

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2011, 07:29:40 PM »
Putnam is convicted of child molestation and gets beaten to death in prison. Jimmy grows up and applies his innate video game skills to games of chance, hustling people out of their money, but gets caught and beaten to death in prison. Corey one day catches a cold and is forced to stay inside, but the cold is later revealed to be a rare autoimmune disease to which he soon succumbs. His doctor is convicted of medical negligence and gets beaten to death in prison. Lucas overcomes his defeat and goes on to found one of the most successful video game companies in recent history, but is convicted of insider trading and gets beaten to death in prison. Haley becomes half of a moderately successful music duo, but falls to drugs, is convicted and while doing her time beats a fellow inmate to death, and her sentence is extended to life. She is later beaten to death in prison.

Next: Gandhi
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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 08:13:06 PM »
Takes place ten years after the original. Now even older, Grandmadaughter and Biff Rockgroin are happily married abord the Seventh Sun. Calgon has returned and once again threatens the ship (he doesn't learn very well). But can Slab Bulkhead save the day, all the while keeping his wife happpy in the sack? It is a hardcore porno.

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 09:05:54 PM »
Edward Scissorhands II: Edward's Return

A reporter interested in the old house goes there and finds Ed making more ice sculptures.  She falls in love with him, and brings him to an America's Got Talent competition.  When his ice sculpturing is mocked by guest judge Simon Cowell, Ed "accidentally" goes on yet another injury-causing spree, resulting in the slight cuts of over 13 people and the unrelated death of several Disney celebrities.  Then somebody gets the wild idea of, you know, giving the poor guy some damn prosthetic limbs.  He lives in happiness with his new name, "Edward Rubber-Mallethands."

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 12:37:01 AM »
Down

Trying to duplicate the old man's feat by turning his mom's house into a flying house, the boy floats into stormy weather and loses all his balloons over the ocean. The gruesome result is still not as tear-jerking as the opening montage from Up.

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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 08:31:32 AM »
Allan Quartermain is resurrected from the dead by a shaman, and is joined by an even larger number of public domain literary characters: Gilgamesh and Enkidu, the prophet Mohammad, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Madame Bovary, Nyarlathotep, Merlin, Lilith, Lolita, the entire cast of Lord of the Flies and that whale from Moby Dick. Their mission is to make sure Sean Connery's last film isn't The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. At the premiere, Alan Moore sets his beard on fire in protest.

Next: Carrie
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Re: And the sequel revealed...
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 12:46:12 PM »
Allan Quartermain is resurrected from the dead by a shaman, and is joined by an even larger number of public domain literary characters: Gilgamesh and Enkidu, the prophet Mohammad, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Madame Bovary, Nyarlathotep, Merlin, Lilith, Lolita, the entire cast of Lord of the Flies and that whale from Moby Dick. Their mission is to make sure Sean Connery's last film isn't The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. At the premiere, Alan Moore sets his beard on fire in protest.

Next: Carrie

She learned to control her temper and got along with all the kids at the news school,it was the feel good movie of the year.

Next movie:The Skydivers.