PUN FUN! [And Other Wordplay]

[LucasM]

I just watched Harryhausen's 'Mysterious Island' again.  I gotta' say, some of those scenes are SO stressful!  I mean, every time the scene comes on where the bee seals the young couple in the wax, I get hives!

[mike5150]

Somebody comes up to me, says "I just saw two ducks in that fountain".
"Impossible" I snort back.
"What? Why?"
"It's a total pair-a-ducks!"

I actually heard there were 3 ducks, but one of them were kicked out for making bad duck puns and nobody likes a wise-quacker.

[spaceforarent]

Somebody comes up to me, says "I just saw two ducks in that fountain".
"Impossible" I snort back.
"What? Why?"
"It's a total pair-a-ducks!"

I actually heard there were 3 ducks, but one of them were kicked out for making bad duck puns and nobody likes a wise-quacker.

I was wondering when you'd show up in here.

[mike5150]

Somebody comes up to me, says "I just saw two ducks in that fountain".
"Impossible" I snort back.
"What? Why?"
"It's a total pair-a-ducks!"

I actually heard there were 3 ducks, but one of them were kicked out for making bad duck puns and nobody likes a wise-quacker.

I was wondering when you'd show up in here.

Don't you mean.....PUNdering? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA aaaaahhhhh. wait. That may not be funny at all. I'm gonna have to get back to you.

[LucasM]

Here's an idea I just had for a cartoon (I thought of it originally for a tee-shirt design):


Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader are hanging around in a Laundromat in their skivvies.  Both Sidious and Vader are standing, both in boxers.  Darth Maul is sitting on one of the machines and has little red hearts on his briefs.  Palpatine [also boxers] would be sitting in the main focal point of the picture.  Beside them are two full baskets of clothing, and one empty basket.  The two full ones clearly contain whites in one and bright colors in the other.  They all look - at best - bored... Darth Sidious is checking his watch, with one hand, Palpatine is 1/2-heartedly thumbing through a magazine on a rickety little table (possibly something like 'Cat Fancy').

The title underneath is:  "Dark Load of the Sith"

[daltysmilth]

Here's an idea I just had for a cartoon (I thought of it originally for a tee-shirt design):


Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader are hanging around in a Laundromat in their skivvies.  Both Sidious and Vader are standing, both in boxers.  Darth Maul is sitting on one of the machines and has little red hearts on his briefs.  Palpatine [also boxers] would be sitting in the main focal point of the picture.  Beside them are two full baskets of clothing, and one empty basket.  The two full ones clearly contain whites in one and bright colors in the other.  They all look - at best - bored... Darth Sidious is checking his watch, with one hand, Palpatine is 1/2-heartedly thumbing through a magazine on a rickety little table (possibly something like 'Cat Fancy').

The title underneath is:  "Dark Load of the Sith"

That pun is a load of sith.  You just had to force it on us, didn't you?

Seriously,though, that was a good one.

[D.B. Barnes]

Here's an idea I just had for a cartoon (I thought of it originally for a tee-shirt design):


Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader are hanging around in a Laundromat in their skivvies.  Both Sidious and Vader are standing, both in boxers.  Darth Maul is sitting on one of the machines and has little red hearts on his briefs.  Palpatine [also boxers] would be sitting in the main focal point of the picture.  Beside them are two full baskets of clothing, and one empty basket.  The two full ones clearly contain whites in one and bright colors in the other.  They all look - at best - bored... Darth Sidious is checking his watch, with one hand, Palpatine is 1/2-heartedly thumbing through a magazine on a rickety little table (possibly something like 'Cat Fancy').

The title underneath is:  "Dark Load of the Sith"

That pun is a load of sith.  You just had to force it on us, didn't you?

Seriously,though, that was a good one.

Yeah, I like it. And it doesn't even rip off a Ziggy.

Oh crap, I just realized this a pun game thread. I'm terrible at puns! Uh, something, something, something, pun. Something, something, something, complete.

[LucasM]

Uh, something, something, something, pun. Something, something, something, complete.

 

With the response I got here, maybe I should invest the multiple hours it would take to get that 'just right' and try submitting it to a tee-shirt company [e.g. teefury, woot, or threadless].

But then again, if the Emperor got a hold of one, the sith would really hit the fan for me!

[Starman!]

Lady GaGa needs to get off The Edge.

[Johnny Unusual]

Lady GaGa needs to get off The Edge.

Ew.  Forever.

[spaceforarent]

Did you hear about John Doe's son? He was out riding his bike when there was an accident involving a pharmaceutical truck, spilling its contents all over him.

The headlines read: Pills Bury Doe Boy.

I can't take credit for that one, a friend said it years ago. 

[daltysmilth]

That's not funny!  I heard he swallowed so many of the pills that it paralyzed the entire left side of his body!  But thank God, he's all right now.

[Sideswipe]

this thread should be renamed, Mike5150:  The thread

[k1]

this thread should be renamed, Mike5150:  The thread

I miss him on FB. Darn kids.

[shodan]

Steve Jobs jokes are popping up already: they say that your life flashes before your eyes before you die. that didn't happen with Jobs though because apple doesn't support flash.