PUN FUN! [And Other Wordplay]

[LucasM]

[Gotta' say: I'm lovin' these!  OK... enough 'non-pun' verbiage...]



Fred always expended careful unremitting attention and persistent application of himself to scratching the cheeks of his rear end.  Butt of course it was expected that he would, as he was ass-itch-uous about everything he did.

[daltysmilth]

I don't know if this is the place to bring this up, but my friend was in a motorcycle accident recently that ended up paralyzing the entire left side of his body.  But he's all right now.

[LucasM]

I don't know if this is the place to bring this up, but my friend was in a motorcycle accident recently that ended up paralyzing the entire left side of his body.  But he's all right now.

 

It's too bad... I understand that even his girlfriend describes him as being half the man he used to be.

[Darth Geek]

I don't know if this is the place to bring this up, but my friend was in a motorcycle accident recently that ended up paralyzing the entire left side of his body.  But he's all right now.

 

It's too bad... I understand that even his girlfriend describes him as being half the man he used to be.

yeah, but I understand he's very sensitive right now. These comments might rub him the wrong way.

[stansimpson]

I don't know if this is the place to bring this up, but my friend was in a motorcycle accident recently that ended up paralyzing the entire left side of his body.  But he's all right now.

 

It's too bad... I understand that even his girlfriend describes him as being half the man he used to be.

yeah, but I understand he's very sensitive right now. These comments might rub him the wrong way.

Not much left of him anymore, huh?

[SJP]

I just recently found out Disney made a sequel to one of my favorite movies, and it just got released a few weeks ago.  I was so happy, I went out, bought it, and now I can't stop doing the "New Tron Dance."

Ouch.  That one was painful.

[LucasM]

I just recently found out Disney made a sequel to one of my favorite movies, and it just got released a few weeks ago.  I was so happy, I went out, bought it, and now I can't stop doing the "New Tron Dance."

Ouch.  That one was painful.

I haven't been able to master those moves... can you give me some Pointers, Sister?

[daltysmilth]

I just recently found out Disney made a sequel to one of my favorite movies, and it just got released a few weeks ago.  I was so happy, I went out, bought it, and now I can't stop doing the "New Tron Dance."

Ouch.  That one was painful.

I haven't been able to master those moves... can you give me some Pointers, Sister?

I heard James Cameron's next project is going to be a sequel to one of his classic films.  The title: "Son Of Abyss".

[LucasM]

I heard James Cameron's next project is going to be a sequel to one of his classic films.  The title: "Son Of Abyss".

That reminds me of the small General Motors truck with taller wheels and larger tread designed for use on sand: the Sonoma-Beach.

[SJP]

Oh, no, car puns.  We're retreading this old ground?  Honestly, I'm little tire-d of these things.  Let try something different for oil change.  Maybe a little engine-uity?

[stansimpson]

Oh, no, car puns.  We're retreading this old ground?  Honestly, I'm little tire-d of these things.  Let try something different for oil change.  Maybe a little engine-uity?

As long as we can all stay in one Accord.

[LucasM]

Oh, no, car puns.  We're retreading this old ground?  Honestly, I'm little tire-d of these things.  Let try something different for oil change.  Maybe a little engine-uity?

As long as we can all stay in one Accord.

Geez!  I make one little comment and you just drive it into the ground!  Good thing I don't usually swear, or I'd've likely felt "oh-dommit... er"... or maybe I wouldn't have.  At any rate I'll just have to put on the brakes on my car-related comments and say: later!  It's been a gas!

[RoninFox]

Oh, no, car puns.  We're retreading this old ground?  Honestly, I'm little tire-d of these things.  Let try something different for oil change.  Maybe a little engine-uity?

As long as we can all stay in one Accord.

Geez!  I make one little comment and you just drive it into the ground!  Good thing I don't usually swear, or I'd've likely felt "oh-dommit... er"... or maybe I wouldn't have.  At any rate I'll just have to put on the brakes on my car-related comments and say: later!  It's been a gas!

Enough!  We need to FOCUS!  You can't just RAM a car name into a sentence and make it funny!

[SJP]

Enough!  We need to FOCUS!  You can't just RAM a car name into a sentence and make it funny!

That statement is entirely Acura-te.

I once went over to that place where they filmed the Lord of the Rings and tried to rent an apartment.  But this little guy that owned the place refused to let me stay.  I offered him everything...money, credit, collateral on my car...he wouldn't budge.  I actually had to hire a mafioso enforcer to teach the guy a lesson.

Which just goes to show: You can't make a gnome let without breaking some legs.

[daltysmilth]

Oh, no, car puns.  We're retreading this old ground?  Honestly, I'm little tire-d of these things.  Let try something different for oil change.  Maybe a little engine-uity?

As long as we can all stay in one Accord.

Geez!  I make one little comment and you just drive it into the ground!  Good thing I don't usually swear, or I'd've likely felt "oh-dommit... er"... or maybe I wouldn't have.  At any rate I'll just have to put on the brakes on my car-related comments and say: later!  It's been a gas!

Enough!  We need to FOCUS!  You can't just RAM a car name into a sentence and make it funny!

That's very CAVALIER of you.