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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2011, 08:39:19 PM »
Hollywood has greenlighted thirty one movies about Osama's death already


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2011, 04:17:32 PM »
How to Bring About the Apocalypse: A Self-Help Book
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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2011, 04:21:07 PM »
Dr. Insano's Robot Armada tries to take over the world



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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2011, 04:52:17 PM »
An unscrupulous roustabout tries to deceive Billy Zane.


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2011, 07:29:25 PM »
Panthers! To say even nine more words would ruin it.


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2011, 04:44:58 AM »
Mega Shark and Gary Busey fight to the death.


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2011, 05:59:48 AM »
Mega Shark and Gary Busey fight to the death.
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The winner fights the victor from:
Sharktopus vs. Charlie Sheen



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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2011, 12:13:51 AM »
A porn mogul discovers the cure for irritable bowel syndrome


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2011, 05:34:47 AM »
A nun snaps and becomes a vigilante.  Title: Sister Action.
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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2011, 08:47:57 AM »
A nun snaps and becomes a vigilante.  Title: Sister Action.
I prefer the tilte Nun Better.



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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2011, 05:08:14 PM »
Musical, main character thinks bursting into song is insane

Pixar-created Legend of Zelda movie

The Space Pope takes down Alien Satan's skeleton spaceship armada
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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2011, 06:50:21 AM »
Musical, main character thinks bursting into song is insane

And it gets the greenlight! And Terry Gilliam is attached to direct!

...And the investors just closed down the project and cashed in the completion insurance. Man, that was fast.

Groucho Marx rises from dead and eats Jim Carrey's Brain.
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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2011, 12:19:12 PM »
Britain finally throws out the monarchy.  Title: Queen for Hire.
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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #28 on: May 28, 2011, 01:26:38 PM »
Britain finally throws out the monarchy.  Title: Queen for Hire.

Freddie Mercury and RuPaul are mercenaries.  Title: Queens for Hire


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Re: Ten Word Movie Pitch
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2011, 05:23:19 PM »
Britain finally throws out the monarchy.  Title: Queen for Hire.

Freddie Mercury and RuPaul are mercenaries.  Title: Queens for Hire

Jim Hutton impersonator does parties. Title: Ellery Queen for Hire.
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