Surely, the best of times...
"Was, until my sister got us tickets to see Rent."
"Personally, I could do without hearing more about the ribbing he took in the mess."
"My God, the cleavage on that man."
"Well done son... over done really, I'll have to send you back."
"Y'know what, seeing as how we're in mortal danger, and there's only three of us AND we're splitting up, put the phasers on kill and leave them there."
"I can't see you.. hello? Damn Skype I can't see anything" - I wonder how many times I've said exactly this in real life.
...hours could seem like days.
"Oh no, that's if we watch Glee."
I hurt you.
"I slept with your mom."
And I wish to go on hurting you.
"Walking around the kitchen the next morning in my boxers while you try to eat breakfast."