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Offline Toby Danger

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The Hive
« on: January 06, 2008, 04:50:08 AM »
I happened to see this movie on Sky Three last night, and lord, it is insane. This film takes the classic 'Killer flesh-eating ants invade small town' formula, and decides to go mental by throwing out any semblance of logic.

This film will make you believe that professional teams of pest exterminators can carry blue laser-firing proton cannons which look like something from a video game. You'll believe that swarms of ants can huddle together to form massive tentacles to knock things over. And that they can write shapes using their bodies to communicate with people. And that thanks to an alien intelligence, ants can form an actual computer by forming a square and squeaking to each other. Yes, ants can do it all!

A tremendously stupid film, and well worth a Rifftrax.