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Re: What did we learn?

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John Bradley:
I learned that you can fly to Italy on a moment's notice (I'm sure Bella already had a passport, she's so on-the ball... and beautiful in her red, er, flannel), steal a bright yellow Porsche, and then inexplicably be seen driving the same car later when you're back in Washington.

Because there certainly wouldn't be any questions asked when you try to ship the car from Italy to the US. You know, questions like, "do you own this car?" and "why was this car reported stolen?" and "are you kidding me?"

TeamHarpo:
When Harpo spends half the movie teaching everyone to "never go for the obvious kill," that means that you should run straight at them and punch them in the face.  They'll never see that coming.

I also learned that Jackson Rathbone cannot maintain a Southern accent for the few lines he had.  Standing frozen with look of constipation is now an art form.

comment above should be moved to New Moon category

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