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Offline SaucyRossy

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #30 on: September 25, 2006, 08:05:56 PM »
X-Men: "Magneto! Cerebro!"

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2006, 07:07:44 PM »
Top Gun:  Don't worry if your best friend dies, you can still be "wingman" with that Val Kilmer guy!


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2006, 07:15:35 PM »
Top Gun: Death isn't such a big deal. If you're mourning for 2 or more days, you're overreacting. :^)


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2006, 08:46:30 PM »
Fifth Element: Oh, did this movie have a plot? I was to busy admiring Mila's TP prom dress.
Crossroads: The collective minds of: a blond-bimbo Scholar, a brunette-bimbo Slut, a blackend-bimbo Saucy Skank, and a butch-bimbo Serial Killer could not grasp the concept of these thing we call "credit cards."
X-Men: A man named "Wolverine" mocks people named "Cyclops" and "Storm."
Top Gun: You just wanna smack Meg Ryan, even in 1986.

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2006, 11:00:03 PM »
The treasure trove of knowledge keeps on a-growing!

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2006, 02:32:56 AM »
X-Men: All mutant leaders are super rich. They can afford to build the most exhorbitant lairs and jets the world has ever seen.

Top Gun: Shirtless, sweaty, entirely NOT gay volleyball games are cool.  ;)

xXx: anything that explodes will explode VERY WELL.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2006, 10:40:04 AM »
xXx: I learned that everytime a movie tries to appeal to the Gen-X demographic I die a little inside.  Seriously, everytime Vin Diesel pulled some lame X-Games move or nu-metal starting playing during an action scene I wanted to stop the damn movie.

Cocktail: I learned that women are truly the most shallow beings on the planet for liking Tom Cruise.  For Shame.

X-Men: I learned that Halle Berry is neither attractive or talented.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2006, 02:28:34 PM »
xXx: If you are totally extreme, got mad skills, or sport some sweet tattoos; the government will give you a job and a gun.

X-Men: Canada is for lovers.

Night of the Living Dead: Always keep lots of board and nails around the house, just in case.
I really do like pie.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2006, 07:11:24 AM »
You know, I learned something today...

Point Break: Some one, at some time, must have thought that Lori Petty was attractive. (They were wrong.)
X Men: Wolverine says pain does hurt. Makes me re-examine my whole Swayze zen towards life.
Star Trek V: They should have stopped at IV. (Well II really, except for a couple of those Picard ones.)
Top Gun: No matter how much fuel there is in your jet, it's always just enough to land safely with. Also, Val Kilmer is a dick. Guess I already knew that one though.
The Fifth Element: Brion James is still the man!
Roadhouse: Sam Elliot said something about beef before.
Crossroads: Holy carp, am I old!
Cocktail: Don't F@&! with the babysitter, unless you are a witless cult member.
xXx: Wow, Sam Jackson CAN'T make any movie better just by being in it. (Opps forgot about Episode One, already knew that!)

Grapes? I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes. I loathe grapes. All kinds of grapes. I hate green grapes and I hate purple grapes. I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds. I hate them peeled and nonpeeled. I hate them in bunches, one at a time and in small groups of twos and threes.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2006, 09:18:32 PM »
Point Break = It is incorrect to assume that a dog alone will do anything to ward off intruders.  It is much more efficient to throw the dog at the target. 


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2006, 02:29:11 AM »
Roadhouse: Sam Elliot said something about beef before.

Sam Elliot was (Is still?) the voice of the "Beef. It's what's for dinner." TV ads.