Thanks for taking that bullet, Juanimador! I almost stopped reading after "It feels unscripted". The best commentaries (RiffTrax or not) imo are the scripted/prepared ones. The worst of the worst has always
been the lazy, "oh I guess I should say something", describing-what's-on-screen kind. Why even bother at that point. You said it well with "they lack those 6 or 7 super funny, well though out remarks that punctuate the bed of witty commentary of a Rifftrax."
Now let's forget this ever happened.