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Release the Favorite Lines!
« on: October 22, 2010, 04:07:56 PM »

Funniest riff that I've heard in a while.

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« Last Edit: October 22, 2010, 04:42:21 PM by Compound »


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2010, 08:42:25 AM »

Line: Draco!
Riff: Where's the plunger?! It's an emergency!

Line: Zeus? (After Acrisius' Queen discovers who she slept with)
Riff: That'll be fifty bucks.

Dude... Uh... beware the Ides of... Wait, what?

Legend of Zelda, the Ocarina of Suck!

Verily it is the wedgie of the gods!

Aw! He killed her before she could get it!


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2010, 12:11:00 PM »
The main character is content with his family.  That's a good omen, right?

"Somethings's wrong."
Bill: Your family has 3 different accents.

Ralph Fiennes new thing: act every role as if you've just been punched in the throat.

"You do not tell me where I belong?"
Mike: Or the correct way to pronounce 'Ralph'.

Mike: At least he got to Argos in time for their annual rhubarb festival.
Kevin: Ooh.  Lots of rhubarb related fun activities?
Mike: A bit, but mostly slave trading.

"Andromeda..."
Mike: You seem strained.

NO ID NO ALCOHOL!

"When I release the Kraken, Argos will be swept from the Earth, and all of you with it."
Mike: Don't leave town or anything.  That would be cheating.

"Draco!"
Mike: Where did you put the plunger?  It's an emergency!!

Ah.  Wiseau TV throw.

This movie is 90% releasing things.

Our princess is in another SHUT THE HELL UP.

It's like hearing Dumbledore talk to The Dark Knight.

The Tristar logo tryouts.

You ever notice how white pegasuses be all like "Uh excuse me, I just sprung from the head of Medusa." but black pegasuses be all like "Dayam, these snakey bitches heads just got they heads lopped off!"

Stupid Io.  If they allowed proper nouns your name would be worthless in Scrabble.

Wait.  What kind of ruins were in ancient Greece?

The scorpions rant about The Scorpion King.

This is where the extra 5 bucks you paid for the 3D version REALLY pays off.



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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2010, 06:39:28 PM »
BEOERCEUS!

I found that hilarious for some reason.


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2010, 07:00:47 PM »
I thought the Chris De Burgh riff was hilarious, because I thought of a similar but much less funny comment when I saw the movie at the theater.  Yeah, I saw it at the theater.  Got a problem with that?

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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2010, 07:08:56 PM »
I thought the Chris De Burgh riff was hilarious, because I thought of a similar but much less funny comment when I saw the movie at the theater.  Yeah, I saw it at the theater.  Got a problem with that?

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Oh, you poor thing.   Are you homeless and you saw this while holing up for the night?


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2010, 07:41:23 PM »
Everyone has hit some good lines, but my favorite was "Scorpion trained under Super Fly Jimmy Snuka".

That wasn't the loudest laugh of the whole riff, but for some reason it stuck with me.


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2010, 07:47:57 PM »
Thanks, Zangief


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2010, 09:13:50 PM »
"That was about 5 accents in the last 6 seconds."

or something to that nature.


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2010, 05:23:25 AM »
I was really happy to hear the Don't Pay The Ferryman riff.

And, "It's MY f***ing boat!"   


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 10:24:51 PM »
And now a brief Message from Delta Airlines "We Suck!", Good Night!

from the Sample, "Andromeda" (You seem strained, Doh!)

Do you know what's out there! ( Zombie Pub Crawls!)

We are the gods now! (Weeeeeee are the God's now, my friends!)

You have insulted powers beyond comprehension (I understand)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLiam?

"What is this? [refers to robotic owl from the original film]
"Just leave it" (Put it back in the Mystical Trunk of Pandering)

(It's like hearing Dumbledore talk to the Dark Knight)

(Tommy! "Oh Hai Hades!")

Zeus: "Perseus." ( Aaand great days work Liam, we'll have a PA bring some Caviar to your trailer.)

Stand your ground ( I mean Crap your Pants, wait, we don't have any pants, uh Crap Your Ground!)

It is WRITTEN! (but was in Howard Zinn's book, so it's probably not true)

Who are You?! (Eh, one of the douches from Fleet Foxes)

Mike's song "We're going to the Underworld but first we'll have to..."

The Djinn screaming at everyone (I'VE GOT TO GO TO WORK!, MY FEET HURT!)

You're the best of both (You have the heart of a man, but the taint of a god. Kevin: Wow!)

Great, the Afterlife is pollen. We become Pollen! Terrific!)



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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2010, 12:52:23 PM »
My favorite line might also be the dumbest:  "Up is pretty."

"His arm got all 'Requiem For A Dream'-y."

"That's like six different accents in five words!"

"It's like hearing Dumbledore talk to the Dark Knight."

Any and ALL riffs pertaining to Hades!

Mike's song

Also, gotta commend the guys on retro gaming:
"Our princess is in another SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"
"Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Suck"
"Thanks, Zangief."
Movie:  "You fall down... you die." / Riff: "Oh, like in Donkey Kong."
 :D

I adore any The Room callbacks, too!  "Oh, hai Hades" / "Wiseau TV throw."


I felt there were a couple missed opportunities too.  When the green goo from the scorpion is dumped on the guy, I was really expecting a Nickelodeon reference.  Instead, "Cheddar sauce"?   :-\  I loved "Gooble gobble gooble gobble"... just slightly better tho:  "What if Zeus was one of us?"


EDIT:  Just looked up a few references I didn't get (like Arthur Brown... because I'm young).  Can't believe I didn't pick up on Kitty Sanchez.  I should be ashamed of myself.  The one (embarrassed-to-admit) reference I didn't get was the Ice Cube one(s).  I know it's a reference to "Anaconda", but..... uh, what question did he have?
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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2010, 09:01:16 PM »

EDIT:  Just looked up a few references I didn't get (like Arthur Brown... because I'm young).  Can't believe I didn't pick up on Kitty Sanchez.  I should be ashamed of myself.  The one (embarrassed-to-admit) reference I didn't get was the Ice Cube one(s).  I know it's a reference to "Anaconda", but..... uh, what question did he have?

I believe they're referring to "There's snakes out there this big?"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zujmqRRKf2o?fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/zujmqRRKf2o?fs=1</a>

(It's #2 in this video.)


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2010, 09:20:04 PM »

EDIT:  Just looked up a few references I didn't get (like Arthur Brown... because I'm young).  Can't believe I didn't pick up on Kitty Sanchez.  I should be ashamed of myself.  The one (embarrassed-to-admit) reference I didn't get was the Ice Cube one(s).  I know it's a reference to "Anaconda", but..... uh, what question did he have?

I believe they're referring to "There's snakes out there this big?"

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zujmqRRKf2o?fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/zujmqRRKf2o?fs=1</a>

(It's #2 in this video.)
Thanks!  I'm usually up to par with movie quotes and internet memes.  I didn't know Ice Cube was known for saying that.  Then again, I didn't see "Friday" till about a week ago.  In fact, ALL those quotes were off my radar (tho "Where'd ya get it?" / "I stole it" made me laugh).


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Re: Release the Favorite Lines!
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2010, 10:47:02 PM »
Being possibly the only youngin' (compared to the guys) to get the Aurthur Brown joke without looking it up, I laughed pretty hard at that one...

Gotta watch again to remember the riffs. I always forget them the first time watching...

EDIT:

"Well, nice Ponzi scheme, Zeus."
« Last Edit: October 25, 2010, 10:56:36 PM by TTYT »