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The Real Frank Zappa Book
« on: January 25, 2007, 01:17:56 PM »
As a tribute to the random Zappa fan I keep seeing posting Zappa related stuff


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 03:16:57 PM »
who isaac?  Isaac is harmless.  ;)


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 07:27:03 AM »
oh I wouldn't doubt a Zappa fan is..... though a Beefheart fan on the other hand....


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2007, 08:34:04 PM »
Frank Zappa sucks. He couldn't play the guitar worth a damn and he employed hacks to play his pieces. Why do you think Terry Bozzio is playing for Korn right now?

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my entry made my girlfriend laugh a few times, the best I can hope for really.

I'd say Whalberg definately qualifies as really good.


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2007, 10:11:23 PM »
who isaac?  Isaac is harmless.  ;)

oh I wouldn't doubt a Zappa fan is..... though a Beefheart fan on the other hand....

Actually, I'm both a Zappa fan and a Beefheart fan. So, I'm only "mostly harmless." ;D
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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2007, 07:46:47 PM »
I can't really say anything either since I'm a pretty big beefheart fan myself  :D , sometimes even more than Zappa...


I wish he'd get the fuck out of the desert and join the Magic Band on the road


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2007, 04:29:00 PM »
I can't really say anything either since I'm a pretty big beefheart fan myself  :D , sometimes even more than Zappa...


I wish he'd get the fuck out of the desert and join the Magic Band on the road

I don't know how great he'd be now.  No offense, I love him like a really close brother, but I don't know if I want to see an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to a mic and quietly slurring into it as the musicians play extremely loud behind him.  It'd just be awkward.  Even though we'd still love him and probably call it "the best concert we've been to, ever".
By the way, I was being sarcastic.


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Re: The Real Frank Zappa Book
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 12:05:08 PM »
I didn't even really think about how old he probably is now...  My dad's friend was telling me and his daughter and son-in-law about how when him and my dad saw Captain Beefheart in the 70's or whatever the Magic Band started playing, then Beefheart came on from one side of the stage and walked all the way accross and off the other side and in that period hit all 4 octaves