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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2007, 07:29:00 PM »
I learned that this movie hurt. But, like Jonny Adams said, there is always one more time...except for the director who killed himself. Good job sir.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2007, 08:05:50 PM »
Well I hope the crew of the film he's directing at the moment don't mind the rotting flesh smell.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2007, 07:03:53 AM »
I learned that this movie hurt. But, like Jonny Adams said, there is always one more time...except for the director who killed himself. Good job sir.

I looked up the director's credits, and he's still alive and still directing.  His name on the Troll 2 credits is Drake Floyd, but it's actually Claudio Fragasso.  He also wrote the script, which might explain why so much of the dialogue is so damn weird. 


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2007, 10:54:34 AM »
He's still alive? I recind my good job sir. Bad director! Bad! No treat!


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2007, 06:44:24 PM »
I learned that when a Druid goblin queen seduces you with a corn cob, tons of popcorn will be thrown at you from off-screen, and that the popcorn will be buttered, too.

I learned that after you come home from finally defeating the tr--I mean, Goblins, you will go about your life as if three of your friends hadn't been horribly killed/turned into goblins.



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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2007, 10:35:59 PM »
I learned that my loves of Mike Nelson and Patton Oswalt may suddenly be at odds!

Was Mike dissing Patton at the end there?!

Also, Nilbog is Goblin spelled backwards.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2007, 10:31:06 AM »
Oh yeah, and newcomers to Nilbog think nothing of eating food with green meat, drinking green water, and wolfing down corn with green toothpaste on it.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2007, 09:05:22 AM »
I looked up the director's credits, and he's still alive and still directing.  His name on the Troll 2 credits is Drake Floyd, but it's actually Claudio Fragasso.  He also wrote the script, which might explain why so much of the dialogue is so damn weird. 

This is correct.....I don't know what Lowtax was talking about, but he was WAY wrong during the riff:

this is what Claudio / Drake has been doing since Troll 2:

credit imdb.com

Writer/Director

Milano-Palermo: il ritorno (2007) (filming)


Concorso di colpa (2005)
Blindati (2003) (TV)
Banda, La (2000) (TV)
... aka The Squad (International: English title)


Operazione Odissea (1999) (TV)
Coppia omicida (1998)
Esercizi di stile (1996) (segment "Guardia e ladro")
Palermo Milano solo andata (1995)
... aka Palermo-Milan One Way (USA)
Teste rasate (1993)
Pierino Stecchino (1992) (as Claudio Sansevero)


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I didn't even included the production work he has been doing.



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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2007, 05:29:07 PM »
I learned that vegetarians, health food users, and farmers are really closet cannibles who want to punish humans for tainting there bodies.

I learned that stonehenge is actually located in a backwoods town, and that it consists of two or three rocks and some dry ice.

I learned that you don't need to actually concentrate on anything. Just concentrate. CONCENTRATE!

I learned that only people without friends get sex.

I learned that you don't need to actually have things happening on TV to watch TV.

I learned that hostile mobs frequently stand and stare at people for about a half hours straight.

I learned not to accept dry ice from strangers.

I learned that Claudio Fragasso really is the evil version of Ed Wood
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2007, 03:58:41 AM »
Never eat anything. Ever.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #25 on: April 23, 2007, 07:48:28 PM »
I learned that my loves of Mike Nelson and Patton Oswalt may suddenly be at odds!

Was Mike dissing Patton at the end there?!

That was sort of odd.  I mean, Patton's not my favorite but he doesn't suck.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2007, 08:38:09 AM »
I learned that even if you forget your skateboard miles away in a different town, that it will magically reappear safe and sound in your bedroom.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #27 on: June 21, 2007, 07:34:18 AM »
Mike's harder to understand while singing threw his throat than Tom Waits ever was


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2007, 07:38:04 AM »
I learned that you can not piss on hospitality. Dad won't allow it.

** tightening belt so I don't feel the hunger pangs **

what exactly happened to that hunger strike idea?  he mentions it there and then that's it


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2007, 06:50:00 PM »
I learned that you can not piss on hospitality. Dad won't allow it.

** tightening belt so I don't feel the hunger pangs **

what exactly happened to that hunger strike idea?  he mentions it there and then that's it
Well, they kinda never eat anything else throughout the whole film.