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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2010, 11:41:18 PM »
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2010, 02:10:24 PM »
(As the drama teacher walks across the screen)
Philip Seymour Hoffman is one versatile actor.

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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2010, 10:40:38 PM »
"Short people got...no reason. Short people got...no reason..."

I've gotta say this is one of the best Rifftraxes since Titanic. All the ones in between elicited chuckles but otherwise remained unremarkable. There's something about movies revolving around teenagers that brings out the best in the trio. A few of the best episodes in MST3K revolved around teen delinquents and other teens in general. (Except for Twlight. Not even Rifftrax could save that one.)

I look forward to more of this in Avatar and Clash of the Titans.
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2010, 02:30:30 PM »
I look forward to more of this in Avatar and Clash of the Titans.

Were there teenagers in Avatar and Clash of the Titans?

Avatar was a pretty disappointing riff in my opinion.  Maybe it was just because it was such a boring movie, or such a long one, that I couldn't enjoy it, and it impaired my ability to construct sentences.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2010, 06:47:55 PM »
I look forward to more of this in Avatar and Clash of the Titans.

Were there teenagers in Avatar and Clash of the Titans?

Avatar was a pretty disappointing riff in my opinion.  Maybe it was just because it was such a boring movie, or such a long one, that I couldn't enjoy it, and it impaired my ability to construct sentences.
I thought Theo was refering to The Last Airbender, which is supposed to get riffed shortly.



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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2010, 04:33:24 PM »
I thought Theo was refering to The Last Airbender, which is supposed to get riffed shortly.

Oh really? i just watched that movie yesterday. I didn't think it was as bad as I was conditioned to think it was. It was just...bland and unexciting, a mere shell of what the animated series is. I'm sure the fact the Harpo haired vampire from Twilight plays a main character in this one will be a subject of much riffing.
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2010, 02:53:38 PM »
My favorite bit that hasn't been mentioned yet:

"When I look in your eyes" followed by Kevin warbling "I see that you're druuuuunk!!"


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2010, 09:34:34 PM »
My eyes are tired from laughing so damned hard. This, to me, has surpassed most rifftrax and landed right near the top, just below The Room, but above New Moon, and the Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Transformers franchises.

So far my favorite line, is during the "Status Quo" song, where Kevin goes "Ahhhh, The Disney Channel, where teenager's secrets are "I Like Rap" instead of "Dissecting the Fetal Pig gave me a boner". I had to pause both the riff and the dvd to laugh for like 3 minutes straight.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2010, 11:25:16 AM »
In response to the fireworks going off:
"Gandalf's finally here!"

"And Disney finally sues Disney"

"He lives in my head and tells me to set fire to things"

"We thought this was a rave. GIVE US EXSTACY!"

"At least make bums fight!"
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 07:55:40 PM »
"WE'RE BACON FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Makes me laugh everytime.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2010, 04:00:02 PM »
"Didn't Chris R threaten Denny up here?"

Hehe. Can't believe I missed that one.
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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2010, 08:00:13 PM »
So I'm watching this for about the tenth or so time, but this is the first time I got the following line:

Brainy Black Girl: "From lowly Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon, to early warriors and medieval knights, all leading up to..."
Bill: "Human Centipede?"

I only just recently saw the trailer for The Human Centipede, and let's just say the Futurama quote "You watched it; you can't unwatch it" immediately came to mind. And that was just the trailer. Part of me is disturbingly curious to see the full movie. The rest of me is disgusted by that part.


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2010, 10:01:56 PM »
"She thinks she's prettier than me!"


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Re: Stick to the status quo of your favorite lines!
« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2010, 01:33:11 PM »
Loved ALL the jokes about the awful hats, and the jokes about the collosally bad acting like "I was too subtle, right?", and the jokes about how this is nothing like a real high school, like "Where are the stoners?" "They've been sanitized for your protection"

And I will never think of "Short People" the same way again.

Loved Bill's song: "Gabriella Montez.... searching on the internet.... looks like she's a smarty pants!"

But I think a least one of my favorite lines was "Girls can't do math!"

But the line most heard around our house is "The outside J is more afraid of you than you are of it"
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