In an alternate universe...

[BBQ Platypus]

In another alternate universe, football was never invented. It is a very happy universe.

In an alternate universe, people who dislike sports are THROWN INTO DEATH CAMPS. 

(And this applies to ANY sport.  People who dislike any sport must die.  And NASCAR counts as a sport in this universe, so if it's any consolation, I'd be going with you.  I don't make the rules of this alternate universe).

[LordZordec]

In an alternate universe, MST3k was picked up by NBC as a midseason replacement for ER and ran for 15 seasons until Mike Nelson left to be a big-screen action hero actor and was replaced by some no-name called Geaorge Clooney.  The show is canceled a year later.

[stansimpson]

In an alternate universe, MST3k was picked up by NBC as a midseason replacement for ER and ran for 15 seasons until Mike Nelson left to be a big-screen action hero actor and was replaced by some no-name called Geaorge Clooney.  The show is canceled a year later three episodes later.

Fixed it for ya. 

[doctorhu]

In an alternate universe, the U.S. is really phenomenally good at this game called "Cricket," but no other country in the world can understand the attraction. Instead, those countries are very heavily invested in Curling.

Nah. There's got to be a limit to quantum superpositions somewhere.

[LordZordec]

In an alternate universe, MST3k was picked up by NBC as a midseason replacement for ER and ran for 15 seasons until Mike Nelson left to be a big-screen action hero actor and was replaced by some no-name called Geaorge Clooney.  The show is canceled a year later three episodes later.

Fixed it for ya. 

In an alternate universe that would have been gramatically correct and made sense as is.

[Darth Geek]

In an alternate universe, MST3k was picked up by NBC as a midseason replacement for ER and ran for 15 seasons until Mike Nelson left to be a big-screen action hero actor and was replaced by some no-name called Geaorge Clooney.  The show is canceled a year later.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I live in that universe?!

[LordZordec]

In an alternate universe, MST3k was picked up by NBC as a midseason replacement for ER and ran for 15 seasons until Mike Nelson left to be a big-screen action hero actor and was replaced by some no-name called Geaorge Clooney.  The show is canceled a year later.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I live in that universe?!

You already do, but because of your presence in this universe, the timeline was shifted and these events didnt happen.  Way to go!

[Bus Taker]

In an alternate universe, roads are red, grass is yellow, trees are black, water is green...... wait a minute...... I think I just described Pennsylvania. 

[Minnesota]

In an alternate universe, roads are red, grass is yellow, trees are black, water is green...... wait a minute...... I think I just described Pennsylvania. 

In an alternate universe the planet stayed purple (http://www.livescience.com/environment/070410_purple_earth.html)

[LordZordec]

In an alternate universe, roads are red, grass is yellow, trees are black, water is green...... wait a minute...... I think I just described Pennsylvania. 

In an alternate universe the planet stayed purple (http://www.livescience.com/environment/070410_purple_earth.html)

Is this the universe where the rain actually is purple?

[UncleDes]

In an alternate universe, roads are red, grass is yellow, trees are black, water is green...... wait a minute...... I think I just described Pennsylvania. 

In an alternate universe the planet stayed purple (http://www.livescience.com/environment/070410_purple_earth.html)

Is this the universe where the rain actually is purple?

Yeah: it's the one with just one tiny inhabitant:

[LordZordec]

Yes, on his purple planet, you dont have to be cool to rule his world...

[Scribblesense]

In an alternate universe, a young Bruce Wayne caught a fever the night his parents were going to take him to the movie theater to see The Mask of Zorro, and he was forced to stay home.

So the Waynes gave their tickets to their loyal butler, Alfred, who took his ladyfriend... um, Alfredia. They were mugged, and after a tussle Alfredia was shot and mortally wounded, causing Alfred the butler to swear vengeance, traveling the globe in search of answers.

Meanwhile, Bruce contributes a number of innovative ideas to his father's company, rocketing them to the top of the business world in Electronics, Automotives, Medical Supplies, and whatever the hell else they do. He inherits his father's position when he retires, and quickly becomes a global icon known most of all for his philanthropy and wild, rogue billionaire behavior.

Alfred returns to Gotham City, armed with a world of knowledge and intellect rivaling the greatest minds on the planet, and with the help of his employer and benefactor Bruce Wayne begins to tackle Gotham's underworld in the guise of... The BatButler.

Also, everybody has a pet giraffe.

[daltysmilth]

In an alternate universe, Michael Bay is known as a master craftsman as a filmmaker, directing mostly small, character-driven pieces with tiny budgets.  In this universe, his films are critically acclaimed, and have deeply devoted audiences who wonder why he has yet to win an Academy Award^TM.

In another alternate universe, Michael Bay was a customer service associate at one of the Blockbusters that just closed.

[Darth Geek]

In an alternate universe, Michael Bay is known as a master craftsman as a filmmaker, directing mostly small, character-driven pieces with tiny budgets.  In this universe, his films are critically acclaimed, and have deeply devoted audiences who wonder why he has yet to win an Academy Award^TM.

In another alternate universe, Michael Bay was a customer service associate at one of the Blockbusters that just closed.

For some reason this made me think of the evil Michael Bay (the one from our universe) going to parallel universes and killing his alternates to become a more powerfully bad director. Like Jet Li in The One.