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Offline Zealotlee

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Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« on: February 02, 2007, 07:32:03 PM »
I stumbled across this little gem on SciFi some time ago, and my friend and I were able to come up with some of the funniest riffs from it.  The whole "Carnosaur" series is a horrid rip-off of Jurassic Park, with some of the most plastic-looking raptors ever to exist.  It seriously needs a professional riffing from Mike and the crew.  Also, it is a region 1 DVD, as are the other 2 Carnosaur movies.

If you want to see the shit-fest, Carnosaur 3 is airing again on SciFi on Saturday Feb. 10th, at 1:00 PM.


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 07:38:40 PM »
yeah those were pretty bad, but they were never as bad as future war.

Although i would rather see a riff of tremor three (evolution is a bitch was the horrid tagline i beleive)


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2007, 02:49:06 PM »
Yeah, it would be nice to see mike riff a sci-fi channel movie... they're often released to video and man are they cheesy


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2007, 05:10:04 PM »
ALL the carnosaur movies are awful! They remind me of future war for some reason...


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2007, 05:21:33 PM »
So they should. The special effects guy (i.e, the guy with the dinosaur puppets) in Carnosaur 3 is none other than Anthony Doublin, the director of MST3K classic Future War. Man, as if that film wasn't cheap enough...


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2007, 06:15:03 PM »
And aren't they all Roger Corman productions?


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 12:26:20 AM »
Some hilarious Youtube clips from the three Carnosaur films, just to show you what Mike and co would be up against. Add your own riffs.

Man gets bitch-slapped by a guy in a raptor costume.
Worst Popeye impersonation ever.
Kid in forklift vs rubber T-rex.
Be all you can be my ass!


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Re: Carnosaur 3: Primal Species
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 07:57:05 AM »
If you want to see the shit-fest, Carnosaur 3 is airing again on SciFi on Saturday Feb. 10th, at 1:00 PM.

ATTENTION!!!!!
Not only is this movie showing today (August 25th) at 11am EST on Sci-Fi Channel....

Right now, just before it, they're showing Carnosaur 2.