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Offline LordZordec

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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2010, 06:37:40 PM »
Well, wait a minute - you have to put some conditions with that.  You cant just willy nilly have whoever wants to walking around naked.  You should have to get a license after an evaluation by your doctor and an examination by a board of randomly selected citizens in order to determine your worthiness of walking around naked in the community.  "But where would I keep my license if Im naked?"  Once you qualified for a license, you would be microchipped in your arm with your proof of licenseing.  You would also be subject to random checks by police to make sure you are indeed licensed for nudity, and once a year you would have to reapply for your license.

Then, and only then, would optional clothing be safe for the masses.  Here are some examples of potential applicants and the likely outcome:
Michael Moore - Denied
Queen Elizabeth - Denied
Angelina Jolie - Approved
Adrian Paul - Approved
Rush Limbaugh - Denied
Jim Mallon - Approved (on appeal)
Queen Latifa - Approved
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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2010, 06:49:38 PM »
That last post reminded me a bit of this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/IURfntimnlA&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/IURfntimnlA&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1</a>


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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2010, 07:59:22 PM »
I will never see Star Trek: The Next Generation the same way again.  Patrick Stewart is such a good actor - he should be in more stuff.
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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2010, 03:51:40 PM »
"But where would I keep my license if Im naked?"  Once you qualified for a license, you would be microchipped in your arm with your proof of licenseing. 
Yeah, Johnny doesn't like the sound of that:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/W7nDdS6XrbE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/W7nDdS6XrbE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1?color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;amp;color2=0x999999&amp;amp;border=1</a>

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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2010, 11:07:48 PM »
That last post reminded me a bit of this:

 :D :D

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend -- and you've never watched Star Trek."
"No."
"Good Lord."

WHAT is that from?! I was rolling. I want to see more of whatever it is.


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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2010, 02:13:49 AM »
That last post reminded me a bit of this:

 :D :D

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend -- and you've never watched Star Trek."
"No."
"Good Lord."

WHAT is that from?! I was rolling. I want to see more of whatever it is.

This clip is from a british sticom called Extras. It's about a guy who is a professional extra in films and television programs.
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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #21 on: August 06, 2010, 06:59:40 AM »
That last post reminded me a bit of this:

 :D :D

"You're not married, you haven't got a girlfriend -- and you've never watched Star Trek."
"No."
"Good Lord."

WHAT is that from?! I was rolling. I want to see more of whatever it is.

This clip is from a british sticom called Extras. It's about a guy who is a professional extra in films and television programs.

So clearly I'm going to have to get ahold of that... Thanks!


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Re: If I were the boss...
« Reply #22 on: August 06, 2010, 07:06:15 AM »
I still think the best episode is the Daniel Radcliff one, though Ross Kemp is pretty good too.

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