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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2006, 09:15:53 AM »
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2006, 10:59:45 AM »
The Force is strong with this one...


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2006, 01:19:00 PM »
I wonder how Luke will take the news.  Will he forgive me for not being there for him?  I better get him a present.


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2006, 01:47:52 PM »
"Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?"

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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2006, 02:09:58 PM »
US Airport Customs go to extreme lengths...


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2006, 02:38:29 PM »
Hasbro Quality Control: Every new Tickle Me Elmo doll gets two test tickles and a healthy amount of the Dark Side embeddeded in it before leaving the factory.
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2006, 04:59:14 PM »
"Hey, he's got the last Tickle Me Elmo!"

"No, there is ... another"


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2006, 07:10:43 PM »
Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2006, 07:50:13 PM »
Hey boy. HEY BOY! You looking mighty cute in them jeans. MMMM. Now come on over here and fuck me in the ass. Mmmm. Now don't come too fast or I'll crunch up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!

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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2006, 08:05:07 PM »
Ha ha, I've actually seen that movie.  Your captions can't compare to what he is actually singing.  "Mother, there is no other, like Mother.  So treat her right."  Mr. T also invents the word "absoludacris" in one of the skits. He's quite the wordsmith.


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2006, 02:10:58 AM »
Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2006, 05:14:20 AM »
Diana Ross finally had one facelift too many.
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2006, 08:22:03 AM »
No one knows what it's like
To be the baddest man
To be the saddest man
Behind a tiger eye

I'll beat you like a dog, Balboa, a dog, you hear?!!!!!

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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2006, 12:05:23 PM »
I pity the fool who wears his sister's army shorts! ... Wait...


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2006, 01:52:07 PM »
The new A-Team certainly improved B.A.'s mood.