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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14520 on: April 17, 2019, 03:33:32 PM »

Having finally won against G.I. Joe, Cobra Cammander heads to the Louvre to enact his endgame.


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14521 on: April 21, 2019, 08:41:34 AM »
It looks like there's a whole series of "snakes invade great paintings":

https://www.boredpanda.com/serpent-snakes-in-famous-history-paintings-bill-flowers/



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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14522 on: April 22, 2019, 03:50:44 PM »



"Guys, when are the rats getting here.  We've been waiting for 45 minutes?"


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« Reply #14523 on: April 22, 2019, 05:33:23 PM »



"Guys, when are the rats getting here.  We've been waiting for 45 minutes?"
The waiters are snakes too. It's really hard to carry trays when you have no arms.



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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
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« Reply #14525 on: April 29, 2019, 04:52:01 AM »

That's strange... Their chairs don't match!
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14526 on: May 01, 2019, 03:38:51 PM »


Why is that baby out of uniform?


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
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« Reply #14528 on: May 14, 2019, 07:37:14 AM »

I'm not judging... but that is a curious brood of off springs!
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14529 on: May 17, 2019, 03:49:37 PM »

Sorry, you can't nurse from a bird.


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
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« Reply #14531 on: May 29, 2019, 04:14:26 AM »

This is how we southerners eat a vegetarian pizza.
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« Reply #14532 on: May 29, 2019, 05:40:57 AM »


Unless I'm missing it, there's nothing on that pizza. No ingredients. So that's about what you'd have to do to get me to eat just a cheese pizza.



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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« Reply #14533 on: June 03, 2019, 09:26:56 AM »


The Pizza Hut twitter tribute to that one Vietnam photo was EXTREMELY ill considered.


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« Reply #14534 on: June 03, 2019, 12:52:32 PM »

Gluten free... not necessarily lead free.
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