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The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)
« on: September 02, 2006, 10:42:25 AM »
Aye, my first post on these forums... I feel somehow special for coming here. And its great to see that Mike Nelson himself makes apearances here once every blue moon.

Also, I tip my hat to DisembAudio, even though I've only had a small sample of your work (I only have Road House downloaded) I think your future with good ol' Mike Nelson nearby looks really bright... even for a silly robot toaster (hey, have you ever seen that old animated film about a toaster that goes on this long journey with other household apliances? It's rather interesting, to the least...)

Anyway, to the main topic of this thread...

I decided to be the first to introduce this little forum game, originally called Photo Captions. Here's how it usually works:

I'll start off submitting a silly looking photo, the next person has to make a caption (or a riff, if you will) of that photo, and in turn has to submit his/her own photo for the next riff.

Usually, its played that the person who has the funniest riff is the person who has to submit the next photo... I say, however ya'll wanna play it is fine.. just as long as we get a good laugh out of it and have some fun!

Okay, let's get started...
First picture's a doozie:
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2006, 10:52:37 AM »
Costa Dillon stars in Attack of the Killer Gumdrops!


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2006, 11:00:46 AM »
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2006, 11:16:47 AM »
The hideous almagamation of the Teletubbies and O-Town reached it's inevitable conclusion...


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2006, 12:15:22 PM »
OH MY GOD! The scrubbing bubbles have mutated and they're on the attack! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Excuse me while I go sink-wash my unit...


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2006, 12:40:34 PM »
Midgets in turtle necks, or uncircumcised penises?  YOU DECIDE!


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2006, 12:56:59 PM »
"I'm gonna love you like you never had it before. It's gonna be sticky. Gooey. And a little mean. And then my four brothers are gonna take turns. It's a Bubble Boy Train and you're pulling lead engine."


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2006, 03:21:30 PM »
Thats disturbing.. and I thought mine was off center.. yesh...

ok.. take 2!

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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2006, 04:37:20 PM »
Aye! time for a new photo before this Boohbah thing gets too out of hand!

this next piece is from a kids film gone horribly wrong, labled Santa and the Icecream Bunny..

you can find out about this film here:http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_bunny/default.asp?Page=1

and now.. here's the image for your riffing pleasures:


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2006, 07:50:17 PM »
"Didn't they cancel 3rd Rock?"

"I guess Mrs. Garret did a guest spot on Land of the Giants at some point in her career"

"Gosh these outtakes from Night Trap are just terrible!"

"Mork - Calling Orson!"

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- Ok, someone else play now.
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2006, 11:06:45 PM »
A young Margaret Thatcher debuts her new finger puppet show.


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2006, 11:42:12 PM »
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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2006, 12:13:18 AM »
Ahhhhhhh Rosie O'Donnell is trying to eat me!!!!


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2006, 06:55:33 AM »
First there was Godzilla vs King Kong, then there was Aliens vs Predator; now witness the greatest battle of our age...TV's Frank vs Thumbelina!


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Re: The Photo Riff Thread (aka Photo Captions)
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2006, 07:08:12 AM »
They'll all laugh at you! tiny hairy girl.
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