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« on: February 01, 2007, 09:45:08 AM »

How would you use said movie to get off the island?

Me, I'd use the laserdisc of "Gone Fishin'" as a raft to float my way to freedom.


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... because laserdics are huge...

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 09:48:20 AM »

I'd use the movie I have with me(preferably a Laserdisc, or a DVD) to reflect light into the sky and hope someone is in a plane that can see it.

Other than that, I'd just quote whatever movie comes into my head until I die.

I'm being serious!
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 11:31:48 AM »

I don't know about that, but if I were stranded on a liferaft with a pack of cigarettes and no matches, I would throw a cigarette overboard, thus making the liferaft a cigarette lighter  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2007, 11:58:10 AM »

I would like to take the movie 'How to get off a Deserted Island.'  If that is not avaliable, then the first season of Gilligan's Island.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2007, 01:14:20 PM »

I would like to take the movie 'How to get off a Deserted Island.'  If that is not avaliable, then the first season of Gilligan's Island.

You liar.. you know it would be Psychos in Love.
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2007, 01:21:07 PM »

I would take the movie "Giant-Ass Laser That Automatically Signals Passing Airplanes and Ships."
Second choice would be an informative movie on raft-building and tropical survival techniques.
If only entertainment movies are available, I'd take porn.  Not for my own pleasure, but becuase as soon as you start playing porn, somebody immediately shows up and either preaches at you or demands to be allowed to watch it with you.
If I had to comply with the original intent of the thread, it'd probably be Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  I'd say Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I've got that one memorized.
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2007, 01:38:17 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2007, 01:46:10 PM »

'Heartbeeps.'  And I'd use it to blind a monkey, then I could kill the monkey with a rock.  Then I would feast on the monkey's blood and gain the powers of both man AND monkey.  And I'd use those powers to get off the island. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2007, 05:20:25 PM »


  I'd sharpen the edge of my Island of Dr.Moreau (hahaha!) dvd and use it as a throwing weapon to hunt and forage until I'm rescued. I'd also use it as inspiration to build an ice hat.
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2007, 05:35:39 PM »

I would like to take the movie 'How to get off a Deserted Island.'  If that is not avaliable, then the first season of Gilligan's Island.

You liar.. you know it would be Psychos in Love.

You are probably right...  Sad
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