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What ranking do you give this track?  1 star being poor, 10 being rifftacular.

**********(10)
18 (24.3%)
*********(9)
20 (27%)
********(8 )
19 (25.7%)
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10 (13.5%)
******(6)
1 (1.4%)
*****(5)
1 (1.4%)
****(4)
2 (2.7%)
***(3)
2 (2.7%)
**(2)
0 (0%)
*(1)
1 (1.4%)

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Offline mrbasehart

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2007, 09:40:39 AM »
Decent, but not great.  There is a lot of potential, however...


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2007, 02:36:59 PM »
interesting that those two 1 votes havent come back lol


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2007, 08:26:35 AM »
I finally watched this, this morning...WOW! so freaking crappy(the movie that is)

the rifftrax was great!!(gave it an 8)


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2007, 03:57:07 PM »
I can't decide if I like this movie better with or without the riffs.  Even without, the movie is just so laughably cheesy.  The acting is just so awful.  The characters are so deplorable.  The writing is so confusing.  Wtf was that thing with the corn, and that thing with the baloney sandwich. and did nobody question why their food was always covered with toothpaste?  I busted a gut laughing at half these scenes without even paying attention to the riffs.

10/10


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2007, 11:26:57 AM »
Perfect 10


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2008, 04:46:25 AM »
I actually laughed several times, that's extremely rare for me so this gets a ten. I still may need therapy though.
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2008, 05:00:29 AM »
This is tough, because it's just plain hard to watch this.  The riffing is hilarious, but like Manos its just hard to sit through no matter how much funny is going on.

I'll go 8 I suppose.
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2008, 03:46:59 PM »
I'm going to have to give this a perfect ten. Even without the Rifftrax, Troll 2 is a laugh riot. It's just such a terrible movie that I'm starting to think it was secretly intended to be a comedy.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2010, 09:23:39 PM »
First 10 I've given out.  This reminds me of the type of movie that I loved MST for.  My favorite at the moment.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2010, 02:38:21 PM »
They really should have done this on MST3K. Reminds me so much of Hobgoblins, but even worse. However, this certainly isn't one of my favorites. I was very impressed with Rich though.

I give it an 8. The movie itself may have been hilariously awful, but the riffing was, while good, certainly not 10 worthy. 


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2012, 05:17:53 AM »
I gave it an 8,pretty good but the movie was so horrid.

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