Gentlemen, I must protest!
In the past, when these shorts were divided into halves, our total cost for the pair was $1.98. But now in the "convenient" one part package, they are a price-gouging $1.99! The people at Rifftrax are demanding an extra penny from each of us! With ten million downloads, they have taken from their loyal customers an extra $100,000!
When shall Rifftrax cease its milking its loyal customers in this fashion? For shame! For shame!