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QuipTracks: GATTACA - Now Available!
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:27:29 PM »
Buy it here



The setting is a bleak future-fifties where there is no robot Fonzie (or even a roomba Potsie) and dress codes require at least a three piece suit for all activites from mowing the lawn to space travel. In this frightening dystopia the one secret to success is in your jeans, er, that should be genes. I must have been thinking of Pornattaca.

So any way, this one guy borrows a ladder and apparently forgets to return it, so he has to swim laps with his brother and work at Gattaca, the most prestigious pun-based space-travel organisation the retro-future has to offer, with Quinton McHale.  On top of that Mr. Monk makes him wear erector sets on his legs until he can't pee on his own and he has to hire a guy to do it for him. It all leads to this exciting scene where...wait, Pornattaca again.  Gattaca just leads up to more swimming. Except that the professional pee man, who's like a cross between Sky Captain and a bicycle, ends up on the wrong end of the George Foreman grill of the future--but that's not as exciting as it sounds.

Ok, honestly, we can't really say this one is a turkey. But the pacing is slower than traffic in a Furr's cafeteria parking lot, so we decided to take a shot at it.  There is no denying, at any rate, that it's a heck of a lot funnier with a QuipTrack. So download it now!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/41IXjXgZfg4" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/41IXjXgZfg4</a>
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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2010, 09:09:20 AM »
Can't wait!! You guys are on my "instant buy" short list.  :highfive:


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 09:10:58 AM »
I already own that movie!

I really shouldn't have said that out loud.

Very excited!!!


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 09:48:44 AM »
Awesome!


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 11:26:32 AM »
I already own that movie!

I really shouldn't have said that out loud.

Very excited!!!

It's easily the best movie we've riffed (although I'm a much bigger fan of Jurassic Park, personally). We don't cut it any slack, but it's not like Van Helsing or Godzilla, where we were screaming for it to end. ;D

In case anyone is hesitant to watch the riff due to their love of the movie, you should know that both of the outsiders at our test screening loved both the movie and the riff. And one of them had never even seen it before.


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 05:36:56 PM »
Oh I have no doubt the riff will be hilarious. They always are. And if you can make the tediousness of The Forgotten and whole stretches of HULK watchable, that is saying something.



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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2010, 09:10:48 PM »
Added a preview.


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2010, 10:36:42 PM »
Yay!!


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 03:32:22 AM »
The doctor visit was hilarious.... well done.


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 06:12:37 AM »
Interesting choice. I'll be getting this.
And I'm worse than Hitler.


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2010, 09:08:12 AM »
I'll get started on an awesome dvd cover post-hatse!!
Yay!!


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2010, 10:14:42 AM »
I'll get started on an awesome dvd cover post-hatse!!
Yay!!

And I have my mediocre cover about 75% done......


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2010, 01:36:07 PM »
I'll get started on an awesome dvd cover post-hatse!!
Yay!!

And I have my mediocre cover about 75% done......
Yay!!


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 01:37:04 PM »
I keep expecting "IT'S RELEASED" when this thread gets bumped.  :angry:


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Re: QuipTracks: GATTACA - Coming Friday
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2010, 01:43:59 PM »
I keep expecting "IT'S RELEASED" when this thread gets bumped.  :angry:

Oh, sorry, I should not bump it unless it is released.   Oh wait...... I just did.