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Offline Thrashalla

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"The Parts of Speech" now available!
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:56:24 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/parts-speech



Parts.  We all have them.  Some of them are public, like elbows and unibrows.  Some of them are private, like thigh pimples or the complete set of Bob Seger CDs that you pray your new girlfriend doesn't stumble across.  But did you know that people aren't the only things with parts?  Since we can't hear your answer, we'll assume you said, "No, that's surprising, please proceed with the comedic description."  You got it, friends!

It turns out the English language* is made up of several components, all laid out in The Parts of Speech.  Some of them might be familiar, but if you've always struggled to define exactly why an adverb can modify not only verbs, but also adjectives and other adverbs...well, this short will be of no use to you.  But it will dazzle you with its majestic beach scenes, featuring a boy far too old to be wearing that diaper, playful near-drownings, and the contemptuous monster of a narrator, Dr. Dwight L. Burton!  Also, a beach towel is subjected to extreme homophobia.

Join Mike, Kevin and Bill as they head to the ocean, the most logical location for confusing grammar lessons courtesy of The Parts of Speech!

*Note: the English language may be officially dead by the time you read this, thanks to teh internetz.

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/parts-speech

Enjoy!

...or else.  >:(
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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2010, 03:50:00 PM »
Enjoy!

...or else.  >:(

Punch and Pie?!?!   :D


Offline goflyblind

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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2010, 04:09:37 PM »
Enjoy!

...or else.  >:(

you shouldn't hurt the ones you love. :-\
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Offline JimJ

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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2010, 08:20:32 AM »
Call me immature but I lost it at "gay towel". I had to rewind to hear the riffs I was laughing so hard.


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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2010, 08:55:46 AM »
Call me immature but I lost it at "gay towel". I had to rewind to hear the riffs I was laughing so hard.

yeah the gay towel, gay ball riffs were priceless..

just got the the "diaper" boy ;D

Also **** Dwight Burton!
« Last Edit: June 02, 2010, 08:58:58 AM by Rattrap007 »




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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2010, 04:13:34 PM »
the towel was hilarious!


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Re: "The Parts of Speech" now available!
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2014, 10:23:15 PM »
This one was a bit meh, but yes that was a hilarious towel.