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anais.jude

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If I had amnesia....
« on: May 15, 2010, 04:20:53 PM »
Tell us, what would you do if you had amnesia?


I would watch the original Star Wars and experience it again for the first time



and you?


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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2010, 04:52:16 PM »
i would wonder where i was.
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2010, 05:06:06 PM »
I'd assume I was chasing that guy

*BANG*

No, he's chasing me.


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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2010, 06:21:19 PM »
Go back to high school just like Jon Cryer did.
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2010, 06:21:46 PM »
I'd be wondering where I put that thing...you know, that thing...I had it the other day?

Actually, now that I think about it, I don't NEED amnesia to be in that situation.  Excuse me a moment.
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2010, 07:24:23 PM »
If I had amnesia, I would have no doubt forgotten about having this conversation, ergo, any plans made here would be irrelevent.  In reality, I would probably go on the local news and be like, "If you know me, please come pick me up down at the hospital."

Which reminds me, anyone remember that Harrison Ford movie Regarding Henry?  I guess it would be sort of like that.
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2010, 07:33:19 PM »
Regarding Henry?  Slipped my mind... ;)
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2010, 07:43:18 PM »
I'd get my friends to hit me with a big clown hammer until I remembered I had ambrosia.



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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2010, 11:52:17 PM »
I would think that the iRiff system was going down temporarily THIS Monday.


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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2010, 09:18:37 AM »
Have a good excuse for my bad memory.


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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2010, 03:20:52 PM »
I'd get my friends to hit me with a big clown hammer until I remembered I had ambrosia.
Gee that seems familiar and yet for some inexplicable reason, I can't place it...

Anyway for me, it'd be great, because no doubt one of you would introduce me to MST3K/RiffTrax/Cinematic Titanic.  Then I'd get to fall in love with it all over again.  It would all be brand new to me, Excuse me for a moment, won't you? Thank You...

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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2010, 08:52:45 AM »
I would assume I had slipped into a Lifetime movie and assume every cute girl I met was really my wife of ten years and was trying to woo me all over again.


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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2010, 09:45:38 AM »
I'd be thankful it wasn't explosive amnesia.



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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2010, 04:52:52 PM »
I'd forget I had amnesia and would be sent into a feedback loop that would vegetate me for life.  Or just ask for the Giant Clown Hammer or a coconut from Gilligan's Island to bonk me on the head.  That works, you know.  I read it on WebMD.  Or was that Wikipedia?

In all seriousness, what really would happen to you:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/zF4jbzASSWM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/zF4jbzASSWM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;</a>


The answer: You'd be a completely different person who'd get to rediscover your favorite things, rediscover your family and you'd make all new friends.


EDIT: How come the trailer for Unknown White Male isn't showing up?  Just me?
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Re: If I had amnesia....
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 04:59:04 PM »
The answer: You'd be a completely different person who'd get to rediscover your favorite things, rediscover your family and you'd make all new friends.

That's one of the big drawbacks to amnesia.....having to learn the hard way who you can and cannot trust all over again.