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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2010, 11:32:02 AM »
Thank you!  Show's been on over twice as long as high school lasts and he hasn't even flown or worn his suit yet.  LAME.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2010, 11:41:00 AM »
CSI: large deposits of fluid are found in unlikely places

Dexter: twenty years later, the former boy genius  has been driven to homocidal insanity by his annoying sister.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2010, 11:48:37 AM »
Dexter: twenty years later, the former boy genius  has been driven to homocidal insanity by his annoying sister.

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2010, 11:54:19 AM »
seinfeld: some guy wonders what the deals are at the restaurant he and his friends eat at every day.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2010, 12:52:02 PM »
Dr. Who - Some forgetable medical professional with a last name no one recognizes or remembers...




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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2010, 01:34:58 PM »
Supernatural: a documentary about M Night Shamalan's world-renown holistic gardening skills.

Charmed: a snarky melodrama set in Victorian England exposing aristocratic hypocrisy.

Dragnet: a slice-of-life comedy about New England fishermen.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2010, 04:40:59 PM »
Dr. Who - Some forgetable medical professional with a last name no one recognizes or remembers...

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #37 on: May 16, 2010, 05:55:41 PM »
Ugly Americans - New York City is filled with people, wizards, demons, tree monsters, sex, zombie genitals.  It is not, however, filled with comedy, cleverness, or any reason to watch what is yet to be anything other than the long line of "What do I watch after South Park" failures.

Shame, too, because it would be an interesting premise if it wasn't aimed for the brain-dead.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #38 on: May 16, 2010, 06:59:29 PM »
Ugly Americans - New York City is filled with people, wizards, demons, tree monsters, sex, zombie genitals.  It is not, however, filled with comedy, cleverness, or any reason to watch what is yet to be anything other than the long line of "What do I watch after South Park" failures.

Shame, too, because it would be an interesting premise if it wasn't aimed for the brain-dead.

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #39 on: May 16, 2010, 07:02:44 PM »
Flashforward: world wide game of "ring around the rosey" goes awry.


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2010, 07:25:34 PM »
Heroes is (was) about roughly two and a half thousand story lines thrown onto a wall like spaghetti.


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #41 on: May 16, 2010, 07:29:58 PM »
Heroes = X-Men - Marvel characters - costumes - budget + Watchmen ending - meaning of Watchmen ending = cancelled



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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #42 on: May 16, 2010, 07:31:46 PM »
Heroes = X-Men - Marvel characters - costumes - budget + Watchmen ending - meaning of Watchmen ending = cancelled

I think you just summed up why after trying dozens of times I never made it through the first episode :D


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #43 on: May 16, 2010, 08:00:00 PM »
Heroes = X-Men - Marvel characters - costumes - budget + Watchmen ending - meaning of Watchmen ending = cancelled

I think you just summed up why after trying dozens of times I never made it through the first episode :D

I'm still working on the episodes with the Rifftrax.....

And Watchmen had an ending?   ;)


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2010, 04:05:24 AM »
Law & Order SVU: A hilarious send-up of the Law & Order series.
True Blood: Anna Paquin gets naked, presumably other things happen
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