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Offline Darth Geek

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2010, 03:37:41 PM »
Doctor Who - Space and ttime travelling therapist for amnesiacs. Fights laser blasting trashcans for some reason, I don't remember why.



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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2010, 08:41:32 AM »
Saturday Night Live.

New unfunny  comedians and old washed up ones preform bad parody skits,some of the skits become bad movies.


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2010, 10:05:10 AM »
deadliest catch -a show about STDs




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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2010, 11:36:55 AM »
The Wire: No I haven't watched the Wire. Stop telling me to. 


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2010, 03:55:55 PM »
House: A disabled jerk who happens to be a doctor helps out random people at a hospital while simultaneously insulting them at every opportunity.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2010, 03:59:11 PM »
House - How To Irritate People the TV Series.



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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2010, 04:00:56 PM »
House - How To Irritate People the TV Series.

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2010, 06:31:43 PM »
Lost: What the hell happened to the guy from Lord of the Rings?


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2010, 06:42:19 PM »
"The Real Housewives of....." (fill in the blank) - tv show that ID's those who should be the first to go when "Eat the rich" becomes the law of the land.


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2010, 09:31:39 PM »
American Idol - Millions vote to see who will be most forgotten in about three months or so.

The Cleveland Show - Seth MacFarlane tries to take over more television airtime than Mystery Science Theater 3000, somehow succeeding despite spreading gags dangerously thin.

Desperate Housewives - Between this and the screeching harpies of Sex and the City, Kyle McLachlan finds himself wondering if extending his life via spice is worth the effort.

Survivor - Supposed reality show, starring supposedly real people not given scripts or character flaws, introduces new "Heroes vs. Villains" show.  Will only watch if someone is suspended over a boiling cauldron by a member of the other team wearing a cape and twirling a mustache, while someone plays an organ offstage.

Jersey Shore - Reminding me that Jersey used to be full of awesome people, like my relatives.
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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2010, 11:28:51 PM »
Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!: Drugs are bad, mmkay?


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2010, 04:58:13 AM »
House - How To Irritate People the TV Series.

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2010, 07:15:32 AM »
True Blood-  For some reason I have this idea that the show is about redneck vampires in the south who enjoy a blood flavored energy drink.

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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2010, 08:15:31 AM »
Big Love: A show about an overweight Bill Paxton's attempt to get married.


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Re: Describe shows you don't watch
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2010, 10:55:54 AM »
Smallville  A show about Superman made by people who don't like Superman and just want to make yet another teen drama.