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How should we kill time untill 2012?
« on: May 12, 2010, 02:48:52 PM »
Well we all know the world is going to end in 2012,there is no way to stop it a bunch of tv specials and movies told us that so it must be true.  How should we spend our last year and a half of life.

I say we should all just eat ice cream and buy every Doctor Who dvd on our credit cards and watch them.  After all what does it matter if our credit is ruined,the world is ending?


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 02:57:15 PM »
pooping on other peoples' lawns.
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 02:58:38 PM »
pooping on other peoples' lawns.

That seems like it would make our last days pretty smelly.


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 03:41:39 PM »
A worldwide Pajama Jammy Jam!!!



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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 04:10:16 PM »
A worldwide Pajama Jammy Jam!!!



That could work.


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2010, 07:50:15 PM »
I will spend the next year and a hald perfecting my time machine, and when the moment is right, make my escape.  BTW, I was Emperor Nero, Napoleon, Billy the Kid, and in a parallel existence at the present time, my past self is/was Joey Fatone.
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 08:07:31 PM »
Was burning down Rome a mistake or did you do it on purpose?


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2010, 05:31:23 AM »
No no...I had nothing to do with it - it was the evil time traveling pyromaniac cow Lulu. 

Besides Chicago, she was also responsible for London in 1666, and currently resides in Southern California where she renjoys setting brush fires on windy days.  How does she get away with it?  Shes a cow.
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2010, 05:42:54 AM »
time to kill her and all her comrades and have a nice big bbq.
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2010, 05:48:59 AM »
No no...I had nothing to do with it - it was the evil time traveling pyromaniac cow Lulu. 

Besides Chicago, she was also responsible for London in 1666, and currently resides in Southern California where she renjoys setting brush fires on windy days.  How does she get away with it?  Shes a cow.

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I knew it!

I say we should just pollute and litter all we want,after all the world is going to end so why should we bother picking up after ourselves?


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2010, 12:12:43 PM »
No no...I had nothing to do with it - it was the evil time traveling pyromaniac cow Lulu. 

Besides Chicago, she was also responsible for London in 1666, and currently resides in Southern California where she renjoys setting brush fires on windy days.  How does she get away with it?  Shes a cow.

  :o

I knew it!

I say we should just pollute and litter all we want,after all the world is going to end so why should we bother picking up after ourselves?


Awww...now look at what you've done...


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2010, 03:58:32 PM »
No no...I had nothing to do with it - it was the evil time traveling pyromaniac cow Lulu. 

Besides Chicago, she was also responsible for London in 1666, and currently resides in Southern California where she renjoys setting brush fires on windy days.  How does she get away with it?  Shes a cow.

  :o

I knew it!

I say we should just pollute and litter all we want,after all the world is going to end so why should we bother picking up after ourselves?


Awww...now look at what you've done...


Face it cry baby!  The Earth is doomed!


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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2010, 07:30:39 PM »
After the Exxon Valdez disaster, this guy shot himself in the head with a bow and arrow. 
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2010, 08:23:40 PM »
I wanted to use the Simpsons gag here where the one says to the crying guy, "Do yourself a favor...don't turn around" and it pans over the huge garbage dump.  But the Lords of Youtube and Google hath spoiled my plans with their "copyright infringements."

So, just try to imagine that skit in your head.  It's funny, I swear.

As for killing time, might I suggest watching all the films of Andy Warhol, in chronological order, in one sitting?  Chances are it'll be 2013 by the time you finish Empire and you'll have missed the Apocalypse completely.  Oh, wait, it's the Mayan calendar...would that be missing the Apocalypto, then?
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Re: How should we kill time untill 2012?
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2010, 07:28:33 AM »
I think we're wasting time until 2012 worrying about what the Mayans thought.