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Offline LordZordec

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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2010, 05:24:49 AM »
You have Anthrax.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2010, 07:09:09 AM »
"She's just not that into you"


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2010, 02:26:38 PM »
If you smelt it, you dealt it.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2010, 06:18:11 PM »
Do you like me?

Yes

No

Maybe

{check one)


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2010, 02:08:20 PM »
Remove before eating


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2010, 03:18:42 PM »
Inspected for quality by #6.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2010, 04:57:21 AM »
Made in China
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2010, 08:41:01 AM »
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2010, 05:51:23 AM »
Hilroy


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2010, 07:29:51 PM »
Good tippers injest less spit on their next visit.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #40 on: June 17, 2010, 06:38:17 AM »
A check for $100,000.

The rare actual fortune cookie.


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #41 on: June 17, 2010, 06:40:28 AM »
Be sure to drink your ovaltine.


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #42 on: July 02, 2010, 12:55:36 PM »
"...in bed. There, how does it feel when fortune cookie does it to you?!"


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2010, 08:12:29 AM »
Buy 12, get 12 free.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #44 on: July 13, 2010, 07:17:32 PM »
A. J. Pantino Fortune Cookie Company, Potawack, NJ, All Rights Reserved
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