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Offline THE QUEEN!!!

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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2010, 01:20:17 AM »
"You will meet a man in gray. He will be breathing. Run away from this man."

Oh wait----that's a horoscope.

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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2010, 10:33:52 AM »
"You're a limp dicked pansy."
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2010, 10:46:42 AM »
"The sooner you come to terms with the fact that life is nothing but pain and sorrow you'll be better off."
You're such a survivalist gun nut.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2010, 12:07:36 PM »
"I'm sorry about the horrible disease."
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2010, 08:49:11 AM »
"This space intentionally left blank"


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2010, 09:46:27 AM »
Please recycle me.



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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2010, 02:08:31 PM »
May contain lead


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2010, 09:17:09 AM »
Ceci n'est pas une fortune.


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2010, 09:20:11 AM »
I pkg desicant
Do Not Eat



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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2010, 11:18:53 AM »
Fortune cookies are made from people!!


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2010, 01:02:37 PM »
BOOM!



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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #26 on: June 02, 2010, 11:43:52 AM »
[insert clever saying. - ed.]


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #27 on: June 03, 2010, 05:43:28 AM »
The answer in no...not now...not ever.  Become an accountant.
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #28 on: June 03, 2010, 10:20:51 AM »
He who reads these words of wit
Can eat crumbs of fortune cookies


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #29 on: June 03, 2010, 10:28:35 AM »
"That wasn't chicken"