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Offline AmazingThor

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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2010, 06:36:24 PM »
Packing peanuts, do not eat


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #46 on: April 16, 2012, 12:17:27 PM »
In bed (to be issued with other fortunes)


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #47 on: April 16, 2012, 02:01:17 PM »
3 recent fortunes..


You are admired for your impeccable tastes

Now is a good time for a new collection or hobby

You will soon witness a miracle


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2012, 03:38:28 PM »
"To learn how to keep a moron occupied, flip over."  (This would be printed on both sides)

"By the time you read this, the poison in the General Tso Chicken should already have taken effect."

"Everything is coming your way.  DUCK!"

"Does advertising in fortune cookies work?  It just did.  Call 555-3827."*





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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #49 on: May 04, 2012, 10:39:37 AM »
"bathroom out of order.  Try the dumplings!"
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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #50 on: May 04, 2012, 01:02:19 PM »
When good fortune smiles upon you, smile back.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings
« Reply #51 on: May 04, 2012, 01:06:37 PM »
besuretodrinkyourovaltine
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