I can't read about the infiltrator without thinking of Millionaire Versus Bear.
And I'm joined in the broadcast booth
by the stars of ABC's latest reality show, billionaire versus bear.
Let's review the easy-to-follow rules of your show.
Each of you thought you were in a race
to plant the taco bell flag at the north pole.
What you didn't know is, the race was a chase,
spiced up by the presence of the betrayer.
Well, now, the bear has a surprise for you.
He's not really a bear, he's a tiger!
Ho! Lookie there!
Denver just won the ballgame!