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Fav Line?
« on: April 06, 2010, 10:39:22 PM »
"Okay so I keep the heavy things out of the back of the car"
Bill: Rikishi no longer rides back there

Wow!  Rikishi!  Well done sirs.
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 10:47:28 PM »
"Okay so I keep the heavy things out of the back of the car"
Bill: Rikishi no longer rides back there

Wow!  Rikishi!  Well done sirs.

Yeah, I loved that Rikishi reference.  I think my favorite line was the one about cigarettes being the leading cause of mustache fires.


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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 01:53:55 AM »
Busy Black Business Man: I don't have time for seatbelts (door open as he starts driving away).
Mike: Hey wanna close the door?
Bill: No time, sorry!


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Re: Fav Line?
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 04:53:22 AM »
"Oh like the guy in the $3000 suit is gonna buckle his safety belt"

Nice Arrested Development joke




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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 10:58:36 AM »
In a crash, a kid like mine? He'll just bounce! "Trust me, it's hilarious!"


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« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 10:46:35 AM »
Bill: Okay, let's see it five more times so my nightmares are good and vivid tonight.
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 11:43:08 AM »
Also:

Listen, and weep, as the announcer begs parents to love their children.


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« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2010, 06:30:29 PM »
"Oh like the guy in the $3000 suit is gonna buckle his safety belt"

Nice Arrested Development joke

I liked the fact that they said that line just as the guy times himself with a $10 Timex watch, coming up with the scientific results of "6 seconds, give or take".  Guess the budget ran out when he got to accessories.


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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2010, 02:20:34 PM »
Going to close the door?

There's no time.

Is now one of my favorite lines ever.

I have to say the woman who said she was willing to risk her live so that her dress wasn't wrinkled when she got out of the car may be one of the dumbest people I have ever seen in a film.  Same goes for the guy who thinks kids bounce.


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Re: Fav Line?
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2010, 07:17:46 PM »
That entire riff was great!


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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 06:57:43 PM »
the "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel"
"that's for jiveturkeys!"
"that'd be FRESH!"