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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2011, 04:55:45 PM »
Plinkett rocks..




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Plinkett (Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...)
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2011, 07:09:15 PM »
Oh Plinkett!

<a href="http://blip.tv/play/AYLEoHEC" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://blip.tv/play/AYLEoHEC</a>

Before I started watching this, I confused it with that Chuck Norris movie Top Dog. Which was about a cop dog (or so the trailers led me to believe).

Btw, is it just me or does the Cop Dog font to the left of the frame look awfully similar to the Rifftrax font?


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2011, 08:14:23 PM »
Oh this is funny. People are already starting to leave comments for the "Kathy" on Amazon.com whose DVD review Plinkett read. http://www.amazon.com/review/R3KRPHVARXOVVL/


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2011, 06:53:55 AM »
Oh this is funny. People are already starting to leave comments for the "Kathy" on Amazon.com whose DVD review Plinkett read. http://www.amazon.com/review/R3KRPHVARXOVVL/
Wonder what the chances are that he wrote the review himself...


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2011, 10:23:01 AM »
Maybe yes, maybe no, anything is possible!

Do you want to know where they got the idea for Cop Dog? It was when Marge Simpson
said "Ummm..... how about GHOST MUTT?" as an idea for a TV show. Thanks a lot, MARGE!
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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2011, 06:46:19 PM »
His reviews are good, but frankly I wish he'd stick to the movie commentary. The host segments aren't that funny.

Also, frankly, I have little patience for Crystal Skull hate.


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2011, 11:56:11 PM »
His reviews are good, but frankly I wish he'd stick to the movie commentary. The host segments aren't that funny.
Also, frankly, I have little patience for Crystal Skull hate.
And I am pretty much 180 degrees removed on that issue.


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2011, 06:20:49 PM »
His reviews are good, but frankly I wish he'd stick to the movie commentary. The host segments aren't that funny.
Also, frankly, I have little patience for Crystal Skull hate.
And I am pretty much 180 degrees removed on that issue.

I guess that makes me a right angle, as I'm pretty indifferent one way or the other. It was neither a soul-crushing letdown nor was it on par with the first 3.

So, was the end of Plinkett's review supposed to hint that Crystal Skull would be his next target?

While we're on Plinkett, anyone else find his review of Star Trek (2009) to be a bit too kind? Particularly in relation to his much harsher (albeit still quite funny) assessment of First Contact. Though, I thought the whole world was too kind to Star Trek (2009). 

And when is Spielberg going to stop mentoring JJ Abrams & Michael Bay and be a Filmmaker again?


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2011, 06:43:15 PM »
So I guess I'm the only one who can't stand to listen to this guy's voice for more than a few seconds?! Jesus, I'd rather listen to Ben Stein read the tax code.



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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2011, 06:52:41 PM »
Though, I thought the whole world was too kind to Star Trek (2009).  
And when is Spielberg going to stop mentoring JJ Abrams & Michael Bay and be a Filmmaker again?
No, Star Trek 2009 was a fucking masterpiece. I have literally annihilated planets over
arguments on that movie. Please do NOT get me started because for every complaint there is,
I have a carefully constructed counter-argument.

Spielberg, directing again??? I don't think so, Spielberg is getting too old to direct movies anymore!
Hence the reason why he is producer. It's a much cushier job. George Lucas has turned his directing
job into a very cushy one by filming every goddamn scene of his films indoors in shot/reverse shot,
while sipping on his coffee like the lazy asshole that he is. Props to Plinkett for pointing out the fairly
obvious.


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2011, 07:00:43 PM »

No, Star Trek 2009 was a fucking masterpiece. I have literally annihilated planets over
arguments on that movie. Please do NOT get me started because for every complaint there is,
I have a carefully constructed counter-argument.


Don't get me wrong on this, I loved the movie, but since you have counter arguments for everything...


Lens flare.  You have 20 seconds, and GO!


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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2011, 07:07:53 PM »
Lens flare.  You have 20 seconds, and GO!
Okay! Ahem.... WHO GIVES A FUCK? There.

I did hear a lot of people annoyed by the color black in the movie.
Doesn't the color black annoy the hell out of you? I just wish they'd
take that fucking black out of the movie! I mean why so much black?
I mean it's like how much more black can you get in this movie in
space? And the answer is none, none more black.

Oh, and weren't you ALL just annoyed to hell because there are so
many eyes in the film? I mean everybody has two eyes! How come
so many eyes in the movie! It's annoying! Stop it!

And why does there have to be CGI in a Star Trek movie??? Okay,
bad example..

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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2011, 07:12:46 PM »


No, Star Trek 2009 was a fucking masterpiece. I have literally annihilated planets over
arguments on that movie. Please do NOT get me started because for every complaint there is,
I have a carefully constructed counter-argument.


Ok, why did they have to change the timeline? 
You have 20 seconds, and GO!
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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2011, 07:15:02 PM »
Ok, why did they have to change the timeline?  
You have 20 seconds, and GO!
To make things unpredictable and therefore a hell of a lot more interesting.
TOS was where Star Trek was the most meaningful and profound(well, DS9
was too though).

I'm not very fond of doing this BTW, sooner or later a mod is going to notice
and ban me from the forum.... AGAIN.
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Re: I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2011, 07:34:29 PM »
Not the best argument in favour of lens flare to be honest sine it isn't really its presence per se that people object to but its inexplicable overuse. A flare from a light source can be a very cool effect providing there is a explicable origin for said flare (a door opening into a darkened room for example). In Abams case he tends to slap it all over even in scenes featurinig soft and diffused lighting as is the case with the interior of the enterprise, which makes it look like sloppy work by the DP.

So given that, try again.