Roger to his lawyer: "Gee, Andy Petitte is saying he took PEDs to recover from injury faster because he wanted to help the team win, should I say that as well?"
Rusty Harden, the lawyer: "No Roger, you should fight this tooth and nail. I mean, there is no proof of this Go to congress and lie under oath and sue your trainer. I mean, what are the odds there exists a photo of you at this infamous party of Jose Canseco's that has a time stamp printed on the photo and a kid from a squeeky clean family took the photo and we cannot smear him? Also, what are the odds that your trainer stored bloody guazes and needles for over a decade with your DNA on it...... I mean, does he think that you are a scumbag and he should keep this just in case?"
Roger: "Gosh, you are right, I should go and lie and I can get all the Republicans in congress to defend me and call me great and everyone else a scumbag. Hey, if I do manage to get caught in a lie, what do I need to remember?"
Rusty: "Roger, remember that I get paid by the hour"