You know what would've been great in the last Twins game? If Delmon Young had come up to hit his seeing eye single in the eighth inning with a runner on third instead of in the ninth inning with one out and nobody on. In fact, I'd like to see him bat more frequently.
Hmm...if only there were some way to insure that he came up to bat more often instead of, say, Michael Cuddyer. Unfortunately, as far as I know, no such method exists. After all, if it did, Gardy would surely have used it by now. I mean, it's not like he's a fucking idiot or something, right?