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Offline elusive robert denby

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It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« on: March 21, 2010, 07:25:50 PM »
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2010, 07:48:05 PM »
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

Was I the only one who thought as they watched that scene, "Doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result is the definition of insanity"?


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 10:01:46 AM »
It reminded me of this deep thought:

I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!

I don't know why?...I guess because there is a parallel in trying something that you know wont work.


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 04:49:06 PM »
Alice should have gotten all those emails, and gotten so annoyed with Bella that she emails back with a link to a special video message from edward talking about his undying love for Bella:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

i know its stupid, but it would have been SO funny to see in the movie, lol:)


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 05:05:57 PM »
You know, watching this movie again....they might as well make Bella a vampire.

Between the obsessions, the suicidal mania and everything else....she's not a functional human being anymore.


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 07:16:22 PM »
I think Alice should have just ripped Bella's face off. Edward thinks she's dead anyway...



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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 11:03:29 PM »
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2010, 02:57:23 AM »
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

How do we know that Alice didn't just delete her account because she knew how many silly emails she'd be receiving from Bella in the future using her gifts?
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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2010, 06:15:38 PM »
"Will you stop spamming my inbox with your selfish, whining, emo crap!?"

i know the letters failed to deliver, but it still would have been funny, lol :)

How do we know that Alice didn't just delete her account because she knew how many silly emails she'd be receiving from Bella in the future using her gifts?

E-mails can be blocked, too.


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Re: It would have been funny if Alice said to Bella
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2010, 07:30:24 PM »
It would have also been funny if Alice had said to Bella "I just checked my spam folder this morning and realized my computer thought all your emails were spam.  LOL  Oh well, I guess you got carpal tunnel for nothing.  Tee Hee."
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