Haiku for Glenn Beck!

[Kete]

Have you always wanted to give a message to Glenn Beck, but also wanted that message to conform to traditional Japanese metrical phrasing?

The site, haikuglennbeck.com, came up with the wonderful solution.

I thought it may be fun to start our very own Haiku thread for Mr Beck.  Feel free to make your haiku with any political affiliation. 

The only rule is that this be all in good fun, and that we try not to hurt each others feelings.

Here's my first attempt:

Are haikus a part
of the "Real" America?
Am I a Nazi?

[Kete]

Your eyes are so sad.
You used to be a morning
DJ. Please don't cry.