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Offline Dr.Impossible

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Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« on: January 26, 2007, 10:49:14 PM »
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

You enter a word, and it inserts that word into a random well known British or American advertising slogan.

I started with "poo" and got increasingly filthier... Until I was a giggly middle schooler all over again.

Enjoy.

The Best Part of Waking Up is Poo in Your Cup.
Snap into a Poo!
Don't Forget The Poo, Mum.
Tell Them About The Poo, Mummy.
Feel The Raw Naked Poo Of The Road.
The Biggest Poo Pennies Can Buy.
Things Go Better with Poo.

I decided the rest was raunchy enough to hide under a spoiler tag in case it offends anyone. Like I said, though, it gets funnier as it gets dirtier.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 26, 2007, 11:05:48 PM by Dr.Impossible »
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2007, 10:58:03 PM »
The Biggest Poo Pennies Can Buy.

That reminds me of Upright citizen's Brigade and the Ass Penny Sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWTApIE9zw0

I am rather proud of my new slogan: The coolest Shebang on ice!
Or maybe... Sometimes you feel like a sammich. Sometimes, you don't.
Smart. Beautiful. Sammitch.
It takes a tough man to make a tender sammitch.


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2007, 11:01:54 PM »
Yet more

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« Last Edit: January 26, 2007, 11:05:28 PM by Dr.Impossible »
You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2007, 09:27:54 AM »
Because I'm a complete egomaniac, I've decided to use my own name:

Cleans Right Round The Mrbasehart.
Get Serious. Get Mrbasehart.
Mrbasehart Just Feels Right.
Mild Green Mrbasehart Liquid.
With A Name Like Mrbasehart, It Has To Be Good.
Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Mrbasehart Fits.
Great Mrbasehart. Great Times.
Mrbasehart Tested, Mother Approved.
Because Mrbasehart is Complicated Enough.
Mrbasehart Really Satisfies.

Frankly, they all sound like chat-up lines.   :)


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2007, 04:01:33 PM »
I think there may be an opportunity here...

One of the first things I noticed was the fact that the site in question offers to sell you a shirt with the particular slogan of your choice.  To that end perhaps a potential for merchandising RiffTrax... 

*Bumper Stickers
*Buttons
*Hats
*Mugs
*Ball Point Pens
....and so on.

Especially with the T-Shirts...
Perhaps in the future offerin a RiffTrax T-Shirt with a choice of custom slogan ot the back...

Here are a few of the better ones (IMHO)...

A Day Without Rifftrax is Like a Day Without Sunshine.
Look For The Rifftrax Label.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Rifftrax.
This Is The Age Of The Rifftrax.
There Ain't No Party Like A Rifftrax Party.
I'm Only Here For The Rifftrax.
What Would You Do For A Rifftrax?
Only Rifftrax Has The Answer.
A Smooth-Running Rifftrax is a Relaxing Experience.
Where's The Rifftrax?
When You've Got Rifftrax, Flaunt It.
The Curiously Strong Rifftrax.
It's That Rifftrax Feeling.
Great Rifftrax. Great Times.
Get More From Rifftrax.
You Can Be Sure of Rifftrax.
Things Go Better with Rifftrax
Try Rifftrax, You'll Like It.
My Anti-Drug is Rifftrax.
Aaahh, Rifftrax!
Exceedingly Good Rifftrax.
Your Rifftrax, Right Away.
The Too Good to Hurry Rifftrax.
We'll Leave The Rifftrax On For You.
I Want My Rifftrax.
Moving at the Speed of Rifftrax.
It's Different in a Rifftrax.
Built Rifftrax Tough.
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Rifftrax Overnight.
I Wish They All Could Be Rifftrax Girls.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Rifftrax.
Something Special In The Rifftrax.
Uh-oh, Better Get Rifftrax.
For The Rifftrax You Don't Yet Know.
What's In Your Rifftrax?
P-P-P-Pick Up A Rifftrax.
Smart. Beautiful. Rifftrax.
Do You, uh, Rifftrax?
I Liked The Rifftrax So Much, I Bought The Company!
Get More From Rifftrax.
Obey Your Rifftrax.
Rifftrax. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
Gotta Lotta Rifftrax.
Because Rifftrax Can't Drive.
Better Ingredients, Better Rifftrax.
It Could Be Rifftrax.
Only a Fool Breaks the Rifftrax.
Time To Make The Rifftrax.
Say It With Rifftrax.
Hand-Built by Rifftrax.
 I Bet He Drinks Rifftrax.
Big Chocolate Rifftrax.
The Rifftrax Breakfast.
My Doctor Says 'Rifftrax'.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Rifftrax.
Have a Break. Have a Rifftrax.
Designed for Rifftrax, Engineered to Last.
There's Only One Rifftrax.
 
The thought also occurs to me that Mike isn't charging a whole lot for what he's selling. Perhaps linking the T-Shirt option in conjunction with a voluntary donation to the web-site, to help defray costs.....
« Last Edit: January 27, 2007, 08:08:06 PM by Thom_Serveaux »


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2007, 06:53:59 AM »
I was bored so I found  a T-shirt template and started creating examples, using the slogans above.  I'll even throw in a blank one in case any of you get particularly inspired....





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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2007, 07:42:04 AM »
Well, I'm still kinda bored, so I went and found a baseball cap to use as a template.....





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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2007, 03:48:24 PM »
I wanted to combine several, but I quickly discovered that almost every slogan became indescribably hilarious when you use the word "dogshit."

A Dogshit Is Forever.
Now with 50% more Dogshit!
The Dogshit of your Life.
Turn Loose The Dogshit.
The Better Way to Start the Dogshit.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Dogshit.
It's Good To Talk Dogshit.
You Can Really Taste The Dogshit!
Go Crack a Dogshit.
I am Stuck on Dogshit, 'Cause Dogshit's Stuck on Me.
A Finger of Dogshit is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
Dogshit Is Good For You.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Dogshit.
Good Honest Dogshit Since 1896.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Dogshit.
Out Of The Strong Came Forth Dogshit.
Super Dogshit is Almost Here.
Aaahh, Dogshit!
Have You Forgotten How Good Dogshit Tastes?
Dogshit. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
Wait Till We Get Our Dogshit On You.
Time for a Sharp Dogshit.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Dogshit.
The Dogshit Bars Are On Me!
They're Yummy For Your Dogshit.
You Too Can Have A Dogshit Like Mine.
You've Always Got Time For Dogshit.
Things Happen After a Dogshit.
Don't You Just Love Being In Dogshit?
Full Of Eastern Dogshit.
If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Dogshit.
Little. Yellow. Different. Dogshit.
For That Deep Down Body Dogshit.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Dogshit.
Please Don't Squeeze The Dogshit.
A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Dogshit.
When You've Got Dogshit, Flaunt It.
The Queen of Dogshit. (BBQ ponders: Hilary Clinton?)
Simple Impartial Dogshit.
Better Living Through Dogshit.
It's That Dogshit Feeling.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Dogshit.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Dogshit.
The Dogshit Breakfast.
Does You Does, or Does You Don't Take Dogshit?
Wow! I Could Have Had a Dogshit!
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Dogshit.
Nothing Sucks Like A Dogshit.
All The Dogshit That's Fit To Print. (BBQ notes: Wow.  This actually describes the New York Times perfectly).
Only Dogshit Has The Answer.
Sweet as the Moment When the Dogshit Went "Pop"

And, finally...imagine a man in a Rolls Royce rolling down his windows and asking THIS question to a passing limousine driver:

Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Dogshit?


The humor potential is ENDLESS!
Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2009, 06:21:22 PM »
Come to life, come to Booze
Great Booze, Great Times
I'm a Secret Booze Drinker
Mild Green Booze Liquid
Absolut Booze
Little. Yellow. Different. Booze.
Smart. Beautiful. Booze.
Booze Just Feels Right.

Hm.. good, but let's try something else:
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Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Joe Don Baker.
Ew

Quote
Joe Don Baker Tested, Mother Approved.
Baby Oil!

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Only Joe Don Baker Has The Answer.
To the question "What does a two month old Chief Boy-Ar-Dee Beefaroni shirt stain taste like.

Quote
Things Go Better with Joe Don Baker.
But only comedically.
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Welcome To Joe Don Baker Country.
Don't bother wiping your feet.
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Unzip a Joe Don Baker
AAAAAAAAAAAH!  OK, I'm done!


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2009, 07:25:48 PM »
Well if Mr. Basehart can do it....

The Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck of Paradise
The Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck that eats like a meal
Nobody better lay a finger on my Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
This is not your father's Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
The Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck with the hole
Every kiss begins with Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
Built for Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck. Engineered to last.
We don't make Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck...we make Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck better.
It Could Be Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck!
Probably the best Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck in the world!
Half the Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck...all the taste!
8 out of 10 owners who expressed a preference said their cats preferred Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
The Sweet you can't eat without Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
Every bubble's passed it's Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
You've got questions...we've got Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
Time for a sharp Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
Have you had your Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck today?
Don't get mad. Get Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
Pardon me, do you have any grey Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck
No one does chicken like Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

And...

Devon knows how they make Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck so creamy....


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Re: Super funny fun fun - Slogan Generator
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2009, 10:26:13 AM »
How do you eat your Boomstick?

More Boomstick please.

A finger of Boomstick is just enough to give your kids a treat.

Boomstick tested, mother approved.

Exceedingly good Boomstick.

I've seen the future, and it's Boomstick shaped.

If you like a lot of Boomstick on your biscuit, join our club.

The incredible edible Boomstick.

Mild green Boomstick liquid.

For hard earned thirst, Boomstick.

To be continued...
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