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Stinger
« on: January 26, 2007, 07:49:00 PM »
What are your thought's on the movie's proposed stinger? I would have to say one of Travolta's rediculouse laughs or maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2007, 01:52:29 AM »
Does the entire movie count as a stinger? :^)
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2007, 06:39:40 AM »
What are your thought's on the movie's proposed stinger? I would have to say one of Travolta's rediculouse laughs or maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.

I think they teach that in acting school.   Well, at least when talkies were new.


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2007, 07:45:37 AM »
My vote goes to Kelly Preston's prehensile tongue.   :P


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2007, 08:31:19 AM »
"Carlo's gonna blow the dome"  :o


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 02:51:25 PM »
 My vote goes to when Barry Pepper made the ape grunting sounds and the humans took the video footage away. That sentence would sound incredibly weird if we didn't know about Battlefield Earth. Ah hell, it still sounds weird.
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2007, 02:55:20 PM »
Gotta be the one guy smashing through all those windows. Gotta be.


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2007, 07:06:04 AM »
Travolta shooting the leg of the cow. Hilarious.


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2007, 09:02:44 AM »
Probably when Mr. "Goodboy" walks into the window that was so obviously in front of him.  What is he, a bird?  That scene makes me laugh and makes me infuriated that the writers thought a human who lived in a culture without windows couldn't see a window that was so obviously in front of him, with dirt marks and water all over it.
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2007, 09:05:50 AM »
Yeah, the cow shooting scene for sure!


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2007, 12:01:19 PM »
There was a scene in Terl's office, right after the rat-eating scene, where a scraggly-haired old guy who sounds like Martin Sheen tells Jonnie not to play with Terl's Aptiva, saying, quote, "Get these creatures mad is what they'll do to all of us!"  I don't know if I just have a fault on my DVD or the scene was edited with a machete, but I think it's one of the best lines in the movie.

Failing that, Jonnie smashing his way through Rick's Windowpane Depository would make a nice stinger.


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Re: Stinger
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2007, 11:27:49 AM »
maybe "While you were learning TO SPELL YOUR NAME! I was being trained to conqure galaxies!" That part really cracks me up.

This is the one I used.  It's just so awesome.
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2007, 01:46:01 PM »
How about the one where Travolta fails to notice the bomb he's about to trigger is ON HIS FREAKING SHOULDER?
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2007, 03:42:52 PM »
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How about the one where Travolta fails to notice the bomb he's about to trigger is ON HIS FREAKING SHOULDER?
LOL That part filled me with much rage as well.
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Re: Stinger
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 08:52:30 PM »
Anything in the bar is good.

I think I would possibly choose the scene of Terl hugging the three bottles of booze and looking around sadly.  What was with that?