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Offline elusive robert denby

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Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« on: March 22, 2010, 07:14:48 PM »
somebody said that Bella was about as overrated as Lisa from The Room. it would be funny to see a combination of the two movies. Its obvious who Johnny and Lisa would be. Jacob would be Mark. Michelle would be Alice. Mike would be Denny, lol.
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Re: A version of Twilight starring Tommy Wiseau would be cool
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2010, 07:21:15 PM »
somebody said that Bella was about as overrated as Lisa from The Room. it would be funny to see a combination of the two movies. Its obvious who Johnny and Lisa would be. Jacob would be Mark. Michelle would be Alice. Mike would be Denny, lol.

i would think mike would be michelle's boyfriend, mike
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Re: A version of Twilight starring Tommy Wiseau would be cool
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2010, 07:25:33 PM »
right, but i think jasper would be mike, since hes already with alice, and i cant think of anyone else whod fit the denny role better then mike, lol.


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Re: A version of Twilight starring Tommy Wiseau would be cool
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2010, 07:27:05 PM »
Someone's started a Facebook page to campaign for Wiseau to get the Breaking Dawn directing job.


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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2010, 07:36:47 PM »
LOL! that would be perfect!


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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »
Oh hai, Reneesme.  hahahaha.

You know what, there ARE sexless sex scenes in that last book...
  (She says how great he looks, she wakes up feeling great and notices she's covered in bruises, but, we dont' see anything happening...)


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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2010, 08:51:48 PM »
Mike: ...its about Bella...she so bland...she has no personality...i think i may be in love with her.

Edward: Mike, don't wooory about eet.
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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2010, 09:10:00 PM »
"She looks good in a purple bed..."


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Re: A version of Twilight starring Tommy Wiseau would be cool
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2010, 05:42:05 AM »
Someone's started a Facebook page to campaign for Wiseau to get the Breaking Dawn directing job.

I don't think it would work. He'd probably make it too faithful to the book and keep up from being rated PG 13.
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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2010, 12:01:12 PM »
Jacob: "So, what are you guys up to?"
Edward: "Vampire stuff. I can't tell you. So how's your sex life?"


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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2010, 01:34:58 PM »
Oh hai, doggy-AAAAAHHHH!



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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2010, 05:01:57 PM »
Oh hai, doggy-AAAAAHHHH!

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You're tearing me apaaat, doggy!

But isn't Bella beautiful in her red dress?



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Re: Tommy Wiseau's Twilight
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 04:51:19 PM »
"I'M TEARING YOU APART LISA."

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